TAG
Ischer, Hermann E.
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People
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Blackmann;WhiteScar;Saya
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                \cxFull Name:\c-
                \cf Hermann Edward Ischer\c-
                \cxNationality:\c-
                \cf German-American\c-
                \cxDate of Birth:\c-
                \cf 2079-09-17\c-
                \cxOccupation:\c-
                \cf CEO (Blackmann Arms)\c-
                \cxTwitter:\c-
                \cf @ischerman\c-


Born in **Cologne, Germany** in 2079 as the older of two siblings, **Hermann** was chosen by his father to lead the family business upon his retirement, much to the disappointment of his more competent younger sister.

Known for his radiant charisma, the man is quite popular online, and made his fame through possibly one of the most peculiar methods: By growing out his eyebrows as much as possible. As of this article's writing, he still holds the world record for it.

As a lover of fine weaponry, his main goal as head of **Blackmann Arms** would be to further expand on high-caliber weaponry, especially with the worldwide popularity of his grandfather's iconic **.50 OMG** cartridge. In the period of post-war following the **White Scar**, potent weaponry to defend the home front was highly requested, and thus came the **"big booms"** race, which he entered with the first incarnation of the **Silver Bullet** series of rifles, and the **.850 BIG** cartridge. The rest is history, but suffice to say, he did win that race.

Hermann is also known to indulge in ways to maximize the speed of fully automatic fire, with mixed results, and somehow managing to get all-encroaching firearms regulation groups to look the other way. Some would say that the weaponry featuring these "hilariously broken" rates of fire were simply too ludicrous to even be taken seriously, and there was no need for any regulation when no one in their right mind would even dare to employ such a thing in actual warfare.

In regards to his personal life, he is happily married to internet celebrity **Jonathan Alfredo Bortson Borges III**, and sometimes appears as a guest in his husband's streams.

\cxSaya's Notes:\c-
\cfThe babyfaced man of massive eyebrows himself. As far as Americans go, he's pretty cool actually, and I like to hang out with him despite how cringe he can be about Japanese culture.\c-

\cfThe boyfriend is... ... Well, special. He doesn't talk, beyond uttering a few grunts and mumbles every now and then, but he sure is eloquent as hell in text form. Now, look, I'm not going to judge, but his obsession with that one anime character... It goes places. Nice cosplay, though.\c-
