Someone please stop me, I can't stop writing lore.

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### Akari Labs
Founded in the late 21st century by child prodigy Saya Miyamoto. Akari Labs
advertises itself as "a fountain of innovation". A major part of the technology
used at the time comes from here, they were the first to kickstart FTL travel,
along with safe teleportation energy ("after the UAC first fucked it up",
according to the founder). The labs have faced some controversy after the army
funded "Red Oni" Supersoldier project first popped up, (even though it wasn't
what they all expected). Recently, they've started the Demolitionist program
in order to develop AI-driven combat bots to defend Earth from invaders.
Founded in 2010 by child prodigy Saya Miyamoto. Akari Labs advertises itself
as "a fountain of innovation". A major part of the technology used at the time
comes from here, they were the first to kickstart FTL travel, along with safe
teleportation energy ("after the UAC first fucked it up", according to the
founder). Recently, they've started the Demolitionist program in order to
develop AI-driven combat bots to defend Earth from invaders (SWWM GZ). The labs
will face yet more controversy later on after the army funded "Red Oni"
Supersoldier project pops up (UnSX 4 backstory).
Another main export of Akari Labs is their "Adopt a Maid-Bot" service. It is
entirely free, and guaranteed to provide the perfect maid for each person. From
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don't seem to ever age, which only further reinforces Nana's words.
Saya is often called "Not-Tomoko" around the net, in reference to a similar
looking character from an early 21st century manga series. In terms of
personality and looks, the resemblance is definitely there. She is well known
for being quite blunt when talking to people, and also for being exaggeratedly
flirty around attractive women. Her favourite colour is green, favourite animal
is the otter, and favourite dish is pepperoni pizza. She also enjoys drone
metal. Likes baggy clothes, refuses to wear skirts, only pants. Uses Arch,
favourite editor is vim, favourite programming language is haskell. Her top
"turn-ons" are well-endowed women, maids, femboys and heterochromia.
looking character from a popular manga. In terms of personality and looks, the
resemblance is definitely there. She is well known for being quite blunt when
talking to people, and also for being exaggeratedly flirty around attractive
women.
Her favourite colour is green, favourite animal is the otter, and favourite
dish is pepperoni pizza. She also enjoys drone metal. Likes baggy clothes,
refuses to wear skirts, only pants. Uses Arch, favourite editor is vim,
favourite programming language is haskell. Her top "turn-ons" are well-endowed
women, maids, femboys and heterochromia. She doesn't use deodorant or cologne,
although people around her remark that her BO is "kind of nice actually".
She has an older brother, Taro, and a younger sister, Yui. Thanks to the
immortal blood of her mother, her aging "froze" at the age of 25, and
absolutely hates the fact no longer growing means she's stuck being 5'5" and
having a cup size of A.
Among other hobbies, Saya really enjoys writing. Her first foray into manga,
"My Maid is a Sex Robot", became successful enough to get an anime adaptation.
She is also very popular on social media, and once attempted live streaming,
but dropped it because she was "attracting creepy basement dwellers".
### Tetsuya Imanaki
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Known as the "little enterpreneur" of the Unissix family. She builds all sorts
of things through the "Unissix Crafts" brand and is the main supplier of
equipment for the town. She's the mother of Zanaveth III, a self-proclaimed
"good-evil supervillain".
"good-evil" supervillain.
In addition, she, along with other notable personalities in arms manufacturing,
led the creation of the Unissix Tournaments after years of boredom with the
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A dead planet on the outer rim of the X'Animen system, thought to be entirely
barren and inhabitable, until a lone building was found, a factory, built by
the old mechanical demigod Maester Mekes.
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## A loose timeline of events
This is in no way accurate, and it's hard to make much sense of all of it since
SWWM GZ effectively blends together the Doom and Unreal universes.
- ~130 BC: The town of Kereshnovka is founded by an alien race known as the
Qurensniv.
- ~149: The mad druid Daos Khomax summons a demon called Manakei, who proceeds
to burn down Kereshnovka. A group of warriors manages to defeat him. Weakened
he retreats to the ghoul-infested forest, never to be seen again.
- 1933: The Ischer family migrates to the US.
- 1977: A member of Hell's royal family travels to Kereshnovka in order to
rescue Manakei, who happens to be the heir to the throne. She fails to find
him.
- 1987: Dr. Häzel Hoodth dies tragically, becoming a ghoul of Kereshnovka.
- 1994: The town of Soundless Mound becomes shrouded in thick fog for five
whole days. Several reports of strange happenings are made.
- 2001: The Union Aerospace Armed Forces is formed.
- 2004: The Imanaki Research Foundation builds its headquarters in Kereshnovka.
- 2007: The "Ghoul hunt" begins after a high-ranking UAAF official is murdered
by the creatures during a business visit to the Imanaki HQ.
- 2008: At the peak of the Ghoul hunt, an envoy of the Anarukon people is
attacked while attempting to kidnap Manakei. The demonic heir is lost once
again.
- 2009: The "Hellbound incident". Several weeks after the end of the hunt,
Imanaki HQ is invaded by Anarukon soldiers. One of the janitors manages to
survive and put an end to the incident after traveling back through the gate
and coming into contact with the Anderken royal family. Some time later,
UAAF soldiers scour the remains of the facility, retrieving most of the
foundation's research documents.
- 2010: Akari Labs is founded.
- 2012: Munch Innovations is founded.
- 2014: Tach-Engine Technologies is founded.
- 2015: The UAAF rebrands itself as the UAC, having found quite a lot of
interest in what they recovered from Imanaki.
- 2018: Second major incident in the town of Kereshnovka. A rogue AI known as
SUSAN surfaces on the northern seas, assumes control of Russia's missile
systems.
- 2019: Samuel Hayden is born.
- 2020: A group of hackers manage to temporarily take over SUSAN, use its
advanced computing power to run thirty parallel instances of Crysis and a
500-player Minecraft server. This lasts for several months.
- 2021: The "Luna Event" happens. The first contact between humans and a
non-hostile alien race, the Nukuri, who had been observing our race for
centuries from a hidden research facility on the Moon. Following the event,
Nukuri forces deployed to Earth successfully neutralize SUSAN.
- 2023: The two Koreas re-unify.
- 2025: First expedition to Mars, led by the UAC. Scotland becomes independent.
- 2029: Forx Aeronautics is founded, singlehandedly "fixes the economy" of the
UK.
- 2038: The 32-bit UNIX time rollover happens without many notable incidents.
- 2040: Symnatek is founded.
- 2049: The clearly senile Dr. Locke attempts to take over the world.
Surrenders a couple days later during the counter-attack.
- 2068: The Nukuri go through their seventh world war in their home planet.
- 2073: World War 3 starts thanks to a very negatively received post on social
media from the president of the US regarding the Nukuri.
- 2074: In an act of desperation, the US sells Texas back to Mexico in order to
gather funds for a "solution to all their problems" from Akari Labs. Military
contractors are immediately sent to Japan with several billion dollars. The
"Red Oni" project is immediately started.
- 2075: Blackmann Arms moves back to Germany.
- 2077: Akari Labs deploys Ibuki, the "Red Oni" super soldier, on America, but
it is already too late. World War 3 ends as the United States are almost
literally dissolved by an orbital strike. In the aftermath, the Nukuri
abandon Earth, never to come back.
- 2082: Alaska becomes part of Canada.
- 2091: Taro Miyamoto finds Ibuki, who had become a sort of living legend among
wastelanders for her various feats. She is brought back to Japan. As
promised, Saya immediately shoves her face into Ibuki's chest.
- 2097: The Earth is invaded by a mysterious humanoid entity, who claims to be
the Abrahamic God. He reactivates SUSAN and leaves. Russia and China are both
entirely taken over by it.
- 2099: A lone child manages to take down SUSAN.
- 2100: The reconstruction of the United States begins.
- 2104: The 7th Nukuri World War ends abruptly after the Mishe founders of the
University of Nos-Kora threaten to break their alliance with the Nukuri.
- 2137: The United States are reformed.
- 2140: Zanaveth III graduates in "Pancake Engineering" at the University of
Nos-Kora.
- 2144: UAC's first contact with Hell.
- 2145: After a coup organized by several members of the lower castes of Hell,
the main royal family is forced into exile. Under its new ruler, Hell decides
to attack mankind. Doom 3 happens.
- 2148: The Doom episodes happen as the UAC still hasn't learned their lesson.
After the disappearance of the "lone marine", Akari Labs deploys the first
Demolitionist in order to combat the remaining forces of Hell on Earth.
- 2149: Zanaveth III attempts to take over the world while it's still
recovering from the invasion, fails. Hell attempts another invasion of Mars,
Doom 2016 happens.
- ~2150: The Doom Slayer assassinates the prince of Hell.
- 2154: A group of monks discovers a mansion haunted by demons. The Doom Slayer
is personally sent to "fix it".
- 2156: Akari Labs succeeds in creating safe teleportation. The reaction from
the UAC on social media is legendary.
- 2171: Akari Labs manages to extend their teleportation technology to travel
between universes. The second contact with the Anarukon happens, this time
all going peacefully. Saya Miyamoto meets Xanai Kirin, their marriage brings
forth an alliance between the humans and the Anarukon.
- 2181: An old man, who later reveals himself as Manakei, contacts Akari Labs
with a request to be transported to Hell. After reaching the royal throne (or
what was left of it), he pushes away the rotten corpse of the former prince
and takes his place as the true ruler of Hell. His first official act is to
cease the hostilities with humans.
- 2193: Akari Labs completes the "Akari Project", resulting in humanity's first
entry into FTL travel.
- 2200: Earth joins the "United Aligned Worlds", bonds with the Nukuri are
re-established.
- 2201: The UAC files for bankrupcy.
- 2214: The Vortex Rikers crashes on planet Na Pali, Unreal begins.
- 2215: The NEG is formed in anticipation of the coming Skaarj invasion.
- 2216: The Seven Day Siege happens, the Skaarj are defeated.
- 2241: The Mishe race disappears from the universe, leaving only the founders
of the University of Nos-Kora behind, who refuse to explain what happened.
- 2250: The "Dark Alliance" is formed in the X'Animen system.
- 2267: Green's World Rebellion.
- 2270: The Phayder Corporation is founded, attempts to replicate the
immortality of the Nukuri race on humans through a nano-augmentation method
known as the "Necris process".
- 2291: The Liandri Grand Tournament begins.
- ~2304: The Phayder Corporation attacks the Twin Souls colony. UT3 happens.
- 2307: After a whistleblower reveals the details of Liandri's involvement with
the Necris invasion of 2304, the corporation is dissolved.
- 2320: A group of billionaires buy an entire island and turn it into an arena.
The "Battle Royale" boom starts.
- 2407: Unissix Bokurou Azadeku devises the "Unissix Tournaments".
- 2409: The first tournament ends with Raik L Raikishionen as champion. Thanks
to his popularity, he is elected as prime minister of the Nukuri Unified
Government.
- 2411: In a joint attack, and with the participation of Earth, the "Dark
Alliance" is defeated.
- 2415: The "New Dark Kingdom" is formed, in an attempt to reunite those who
were defeated in the former war. Its leader is defeated not long after.
- 2779: The former "Warriors of the End" who had served Nedoshiaan reunite and
attempt to bring forth the apocalypse. Although the warriors are stopped,
they manage to summon SHINNOVRE the Eraser. For the first time in history, LS
breaks their vow to not get involved in "the affairs of mortals" and banishes
him. It is later revealed they they are brothers.
- 2890: "Vault 490" starts being built in the University of Nos-Kora, it is
described as a "focusing device" for a weapon capable of "instantly
neutralizing any threat to our universe".
- 2899: A strange humanoid creature is carried into the Vault. The Mishe
brothers announce that "although retrieving the weapon proved to be quite
difficult, everything is now ready".
- 2900: Unissix Bokurou Azadeku dies under mysterious circumstances.
- 2907: An unidentified terrorist group attacks the Nekuratek Advanced Arms
Research Facility in Nahkami, stealing several prototypes. The Hiikyan War
begins.
- 2917: Following ten confusing years of battle, Hiikya is defeated by Deneva
Unissix, who sacrifices her own life in the final attack.
- Indeterminate: In order to stop a massive Eldrich Abomination from corrupting
all of existence, the two Mishe brothers activate Vault 490. Although the
threat is defeated, major parts of the multiverse shatter in the process.