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- New Doomguy profile pic + declassified info post-Doom.
 - Articles for Cinnamon Valentine, Dana Blackwood (unfinished) and Rika Isuzu.
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@ -641,6 +641,38 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_CHANCEBOX =
"\cfOK yeah maybe the moth girls thing is something that I WOULD want, but you get what I mean.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cf... god I wish moth girls were real\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_CINNAMON = "Valentine, Cinnamon";
SWWM_LORETAB_CINNAMON = "People";
SWWM_LOREREL_CINNAMON = "Marisa;Ibuki;Hell;Anarukon;Saya";
SWWM_LORETXT_CINNAMON =
" \cxFull Name:\c-\n"
" \cf Cinnamon Valentine\c-\n"
" \cxNationality:\c-\n"
" \cf Odmorian\c-\n"
" \cxDate of Birth:\c-\n"
" \cf 2013-04-10\c-\n"
" \cxOccupation:\c-\n"
" \cf Mercenary (ranger)\c-\n"
" \cxTwitter\c-\n"
" \cf @cinnamon_valentine\c-\n"
"\n"
"\n"
"Born in \cfNeimishi, Odmorian\c- as the youngest of three step-brothers. Much like his siblings, \cfCinnamon\c- never met his own father, as per the traditions of his people, and was solely raised by his mother, retired athlete \cfCocoa Valentine\c-. Upon reaching adulthood, he was conscripted into military service for his war-torn country, where he earned the title of \cf\"Blademaster\"\c-. Despite this, he has a preference towards the use of firearms, being a rather skilled marksman as well.\n"
"\n"
"How he came to meet \cfMarisa Azanth\c- is not well known. The couple refrains from speaking of this subject. Nevertheless, the two would marry in 2117, whereupon he moved to Earth with her, staying at the same house shared with \cfIbuki Miyamoto\c- and other acquaintances.\n"
"\n"
"Cinnamon appears to possess a special ability, granted by his wife, known as a \cfRevenant Curse\c-. His left eye is seemingly \"possessed\" by a fragment of a demon deity, so-called \cfThe Formless One\c-, which allows him to quickly return to life should he fall in battle, even if his whole body is destroyed. Though of a different nature, this is fairly similar to the true immortality that his \cfAnarukon\c- wife has. One would guess that she did this so the two could remain together for all of eternity.\n"
"\n"
"He regularly accompanies Marisa in her various adventures, assisting in combat and, as often stated humorously, providing \"emotional support\" for her.\n"
"\n"
"\cxSaya's Notes:\c-\n"
"\cfThis guy, yup. Again not much to say besides what I mentioned in Mari-san's article. I could try lore-dumping about the Odmorian people or something, but I don't really know that much.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfThe whole thing with these folks, from a country also called Odmorian, is that they used to be all over a whole-ass continent, it was their homeland and stuff, but then a bunch of weirdos started invading from the south and like, took over most of their territory. Now they're pretty much relegated to three major cities in the north. Neimishi, the capital, and also Werm and Eexy, kinda funky names, yeah.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfWhat else is there... Ah, well, apparently there's this weird stuff going on where they can't reproduce among themselves, so the women basically have to seek out men of other species. Cinnamon's brothers have the same dad, but he's got another one. No info on who they are, seems like they'd rather stay anonymous.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfAlso, I touched his abs once. I asked for permission first, of course. I mean, obviously.\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_COLLAR = "Lucky Collar";
SWWM_LORETAB_COLLAR = "Item";
SWWM_LOREREL_COLLAR = "Demolitionist;Saya;Ibuki;Yui;Ashley";
@ -740,6 +772,28 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_CYTHO =
"\cfSeriously, if it wasn't for him, all of this would have never been possible. We owe a lot to him... I just hope I don't have to repay him with my soul or something.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfPS: His name is pronounced \"Kaizo\", you kept saying it wrong every time. But don't worry, you're not the first.\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_DANA = "Blackwood, Dana";
SWWM_LORETAB_DANA = "People";
SWWM_LOREREL_DANA = "UAC;Ibuki;WhiteScar;Saya";
SWWM_LORETXT_DANA =
" \cxFull Name:\c-\n"
" \cf Dana Arukan Blackwood\c-\n"
" \cxNationality:\c-\n"
" \cf Scottish-American\c-\n"
" \cxDate of Birth:\c-\n"
" \cf 1985-02-02\c-\n"
" \cxOccupation:\c-\n"
" \cf Private Military Contractor\c-\n"
" \cxTwitter:\c-\n"
" \cf @boyhunter85\c-\n"
"\n"
"\n"
"Born in \cfMichigan\c-, as the single daughter of \cfScottish Navy General Lena Blackwood\c- and \cfKanethe Railway Engineer Menas Blackwood (né Arukan)\c-, \cfDana\c- is one very peculiar individual.\n"
"\n"
"\cf[THIS ARTICLE IS A STUB]\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cxSaya's Notes:\c-\n"
"\cfI'll finish writing it later, I swear.\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_DECADEMECH = "Decade Mechanics";
SWWM_LORETAB_DECADEMECH = "Lore";
SWWM_LOREREL_DECADEMECH = "XAnimen;EngineTech;Nedoshiaan;Saya";
@ -802,7 +856,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_DEEPIMPACT =
"\cfI know you're hella strong, so you better not pull on it too hard. Wait, that sounds wrong...\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_DEMOLITIONIST = "Demolitionist";
SWWM_LORETAB_DEMOLITIONIST = "People";
SWWM_LOREREL_DEMOLITIONIST = "AkariLabs;Ibuki;Saya;Zanaveth2;Hell;UAC;Nekuratek;Belt;Collar;Propulsor;Hammerspace;Display;Voicebox;Maidbot;EngineTech;Kirin;DemonInvasion;Cytho";
SWWM_LOREREL_DEMOLITIONIST = "AkariLabs;Ibuki;Saya;Zanaveth2;Hell;Rika;UAC;Nekuratek;Belt;Collar;Propulsor;Hammerspace;Display;Voicebox;Maidbot;EngineTech;Kirin;DemonInvasion;Cytho";
SWWM_LORETXT_DEMOLITIONIST =
" \cxFull Name:\c-\n"
" \cf Akari Labs First Generation Autonomous Combat Unit\c-\n"
@ -823,7 +877,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_DEMOLITIONIST =
"\n"
"The AI core of the Demolitionist is built on the same technology as Akari Labs' \cfMaidbots\c-, the \cfNekuronbot AI Framework\c-, which had been provided to \cfSaya Miyamoto\c- herself as a gift of friendship from \cfZanaveth Nekuraku II\c-, the lead AI engineer and current CEO of \cfNekuratek\c-. Thanks to this technology, and combined with many other features such as the \cfCuteEmotion Display\c- that allows the unit to visibly show emotion through a set of simple animated faces or the \cfLoudboi Voicebox\c- that allows it to speak almost naturally, the Demolitionist is barely indistinguishable from a real person in its behavior and emotional response, making interaction with civilians much more comforting. It can even be said that the Demolitionist has its own little personality, with unique quirks and all.\n"
"\n"
"The first unit, affectionately known as \cfDemo-chan\c- by Saya, was deployed in June of 2148 on \cfUnion States\c- territory in order to combat the demonic invasion brought upon by the \cfUAC\c-'s interventions on Hell.\n"
"The first unit, affectionately known as \cfDemo-chan\c- by Saya, was deployed in June of 2148 (following extensive in-house training by \cfRika Isuzu\c-) on \cfUnion States\c- territory in order to combat the demonic invasion brought upon by the \cfUAC\c-'s interventions on Hell.\n"
"\n"
"Of this previously mentioned first unit, there are many details known thanks to a Q&A session that Saya had livestreamed months prior to the deployment. The unit has been acknowledged as being part of the Miyamoto household, having been given the full name of \cfDemo Miyamoto\c-. Demo can be described as \"quite chatty\" and fond of joking around to try and put a smile on people's faces, but also very serious and determined in their desire to protect those in need. They are also quite popular within the LGBTQIA+ community due to their fierce support of also protecting the rights of those who face discrimination for their identities, and has even publicly come out themself as non-binary. This didn't really come as a surprise to most due to Saya's own involvements with the collective, however.\n"
"\n"
@ -855,7 +909,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_DEMOLITIONIST2 =
"\n"
"The AI core of the Demolitionist is built on the same technology as Akari Labs' \cfMaidbots\c-, the \cfNekuronbot AI Framework\c-, which had been provided to \cfSaya Miyamoto\c- herself as a gift of friendship from \cfZanaveth Nekuraku II\c-, the lead AI engineer and current CEO of \cfNekuratek\c-. Thanks to this technology, and combined with many other features such as the \cfCuteEmotion Display\c- that allows the unit to visibly show emotion through a set of simple animated faces or the \cfLoudboi Voicebox\c- that allows it to speak almost naturally, the Demolitionist is barely indistinguishable from a real person in its behavior and emotional response, making interaction with civilians much more comforting. It can even be said that the Demolitionist has its own little personality, with unique quirks and all.\n"
"\n"
"The first unit, affectionately known as \cfDemo-chan\c- by Saya, was deployed in June of 2148 on \cfUnion States\c- territory in order to combat the demonic invasion brought upon by the \cfUAC\c-'s interventions on Hell.\n"
"The first unit, affectionately known as \cfDemo-chan\c- by Saya, was deployed in June of 2148 (following extensive in-house training by \cfRika Isuzu\c-) on \cfUnion States\c- territory in order to combat the demonic invasion brought upon by the \cfUAC\c-'s interventions on Hell.\n"
"\n"
"Of this previously mentioned first unit, there are many details known thanks to a Q&A session that Saya had livestreamed months prior to the deployment. The unit has been acknowledged as being part of the Miyamoto household, having been given the full name of \cfDemo Miyamoto\c-. Demo can be described as \"quite chatty\" and fond of joking around to try and put a smile on people's faces, but also very serious and determined in their desire to protect those in need. They are also quite popular within the LGBTQIA+ community due to their fierce support of also protecting the rights of those who face discrimination for their identities, and has even publicly come out themself as non-binary. This didn't really come as a surprise to most due to Saya's own involvements with the collective, however.\n"
"\n"
@ -887,7 +941,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_DEMOLITIONIST3 =
"\n"
"The AI core of the Demolitionist is built on the same technology as Akari Labs' \cfMaidbots\c-, the \cfNekuronbot AI Framework\c-, which had been provided to \cfSaya Miyamoto\c- herself as a gift of friendship from \cfZanaveth Nekuraku II\c-, the lead AI engineer and current CEO of \cfNekuratek\c-. Thanks to this technology, and combined with many other features such as the \cfCuteEmotion Display\c- that allows the unit to visibly show emotion through a set of simple animated faces or the \cfLoudboi Voicebox\c- that allows it to speak almost naturally, the Demolitionist is barely indistinguishable from a real person in its behavior and emotional response, making interaction with civilians much more comforting. It can even be said that the Demolitionist has its own little personality, with unique quirks and all.\n"
"\n"
"The first unit, affectionately known as \cfDemo-chan\c- by Saya, was deployed in June of 2148 on \cfUnion States\c- territory in order to combat the demonic invasion brought upon by the \cfUAC\c-'s interventions on Hell.\n"
"The first unit, affectionately known as \cfDemo-chan\c- by Saya, was deployed in June of 2148 (following extensive in-house training by \cfRika Isuzu\c-) on \cfUnion States\c- territory in order to combat the demonic invasion brought upon by the \cfUAC\c-'s interventions on Hell.\n"
"\n"
"Of this previously mentioned first unit, there are many details known thanks to a Q&A session that Saya had livestreamed months prior to the deployment. The unit has been acknowledged as being part of the Miyamoto household, having been given the full name of \cfDemo Miyamoto\c-. Demo can be described as \"quite chatty\" and fond of joking around to try and put a smile on people's faces, but also very serious and determined in their desire to protect those in need. They are also quite popular within the LGBTQIA+ community due to their fierce support of also protecting the rights of those who face discrimination for their identities, and has even publicly come out themself as non-binary. This didn't really come as a surprise to most due to Saya's own involvements with the collective, however.\n"
"\n"
@ -1102,12 +1156,12 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_DOOMGUY =
"\cxSaya's Notes:\c-\n"
"\cfAlright, IMPORTANT THING: don't get close to this guy, don't say anything to him, do not interact. If you two come across each other, stand back and let him work, or he might just go and start shooting you too.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfBy the way, my congratulations to those UAC goons for how well-guarded they keep all the info about him. We don't even know his actual goddamn name, or his history from before all this shit started, and hell, can't even find any up-to-date pictures either. I haven't heard much of what this guy is like, apart from the little info Cytho-sama could get out of his previous romp through Hell, but there was some mention of him liking rabbits? Cute bunnies?\c-\n"
"\cfBy the way, my congratulations to those UAC goons for how well-guarded they keep all the info about him. We don't even know his actual goddamn name, or his history from before all this shit started. Yeah, I haven't heard much of what this guy is like, apart from the little info Cytho-sama could get out of his previous romp through Hell, but there was some mention of him liking rabbits? Cute bunnies?\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfWell, maybe then, if you pretend those horns of yours are some bun ears, he might not shoot you on sight, who knows...\c-";
SWWM_LORETXT_DOOMGUY2 =
" \cxFull Name:\c-\n"
" \cf [CLASSIFIED]\c-\n"
" \cf John Blazkowicz\c-\n"
" \cxOther Names:\c-\n"
" \cf Doom Marine\c-\n"
" \cf The Lone Marine\c-\n"
@ -1115,7 +1169,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_DOOMGUY2 =
" \cxNationality:\c-\n"
" \cf American\c-\n"
" \cxDate of Birth:\c-\n"
" \cf [CLASSIFIED]\c-\n"
" \cf 2132-03-20\c-\n"
" \cxOccupation:\c-\n"
" \cf N/A\c-\n"
"\n"
@ -1128,10 +1182,12 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_DOOMGUY2 =
"\cxSaya's Notes:\c-\n"
"\cfDude's pretty much retired, and boy is it a well deserved rest. He's been into deeper shit than you, being the one to survive all that stuff on Mars and then being thrown around random places to \"save the day\". Last I heard, from Cytho-sama's own words, he had to deal with two other titans that the demon armies had in store. Both pretty much standing at the same level as ol' Baramun.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfWhat surprised me the most is hearing what he said in an interview. That he has no hard feelings about you stealing the spotlight back then, seems to be a fan of your work, even, saying you're \"damn fine at ripping and tearing demon guts\". Neat.\c-";
"\cfWhat surprised me the most is hearing what he said in an interview. That he has no hard feelings about you stealing the spotlight back then, seems to be a fan of your work, even, saying you're \"damn fine at ripping and tearing demon guts\". Neat.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfFunny detail, turns out we have the same birthday.\c-";
SWWM_LORETXT_DOOMGUY3 =
" \cxFull Name:\c-\n"
" \cf [CLASSIFIED]\c-\n"
" \cf John Blazkowicz\c-\n"
" \cxOther Names:\c-\n"
" \cf Doom Marine\c-\n"
" \cf The Lone Marine\c-\n"
@ -1139,7 +1195,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_DOOMGUY3 =
" \cxNationality:\c-\n"
" \cf American\c-\n"
" \cxDate of Birth:\c-\n"
" \cf [CLASSIFIED]\c-\n"
" \cf 2132-03-20\c-\n"
" \cxOccupation:\c-\n"
" \cf N/A\c-\n"
"\n"
@ -2566,7 +2622,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_MAIDBOT2 =
"\cfUpdate: By the way, I'm really happy that Kirin-kun managed to get her into singing again. Of course, how could she even resist his charms, right?\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_MARISA = "Azanth, Marisa";
SWWM_LORETAB_MARISA = "People";
SWWM_LOREREL_MARISA = "Ibuki;WhiteScar;Sankaideriha;Saya;Hell;Anarukon;UAC;XAnimen;Parthoris;Kirin;Demolitionist";
SWWM_LOREREL_MARISA = "Ibuki;WhiteScar;Sankaideriha;Cinnamon;Saya;Hell;Anarukon;UAC;XAnimen;Parthoris;Kirin;Demolitionist";
SWWM_LORETXT_MARISA =
" \cxFull Name:\c-\n"
" \cf Marisa Azanth\c-\n"
@ -3629,6 +3685,34 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_REUBENS =
"\cfThere, I said it. Like, sure, the stuff he makes, cool and all, but GOOD LORD he gets on my nerves sometimes with his videogamey nerdiness. Not letting you go in fully armed and instead deciding to fucking YEET your shit all over the place for you to pick up? That's one thing. Deciding that after every mission you have to RETURN all the stuff you got, that's another, too. Dropping some cash every time you blow up baddies, that I can accept, though, helps cover the costs of everything.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfYou know, he may get on my nerves, sure, but the guy was the first serious business partner I ever had, and damn, he's not that bad outside of all the nerditude he expels... I mean, to be honest, I'm also a big stinky nerd too, and you can quote me on that.\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_RIKA = "Isuzu, Rika";
SWWM_LORETAB_RIKA = "People";
SWWM_LOREREL_RIKA = "Maidbot;AkariLabs;Demolitionist;Ibuki;Saya";
SWWM_LORETXT_RIKA =
" \cxFull Name:\c-\n"
" \cf Rika Isuzu\c-\n"
" \cxNationality:\c-\n"
" \cf Japanese\c-\n"
" \cxDate of Birth:\c-\n"
" \cf 2049-02-08\c-\n"
" \cxOccupation:\c-\n"
" \cf Combat Trainer (Akari Labs)\c-\n"
"\n"
"\n"
"\n"
"\n"
"\cfRika\c- was created in 2049 as one of the first among a batch of \cfMaidbots\c- built with male frames, initially designed for military purposes. Following her decommissioning and subsequent rehabilitation, however, she opted to don a more feminine form, thus becoming the very first known transgender Maidbot.\n"
"\n"
"Despite her popularity, she has not managed to yet find an adoptive family, and so she resides at \cfAkari Labs\c-, working part time as a security guard. Once the \cfDemolitionist\c- project came to be, however, she found her new vocation: Training the aforementioned combat robot.\n"
"\n"
"One of Rika's hobbies is cosplay, once donning a costume of one of \cfIbuki Miyamoto\c-'s favorite videogame characters for her birthday. Suffice to say, the success of this earned her a honorary spot among the \cfRed Oni\c-'s countless sweethearts.\n"
"\n"
"Another hobby of hers is target practice, for the self-professed purposes of \"not letting these mad skills go to waste\". She is responsible for setting up an indoor firing range within the Akari Labs installations, free to use by anyone, though usually frequented by her, Ibuki and \cfSaya Miyamoto\c-.\n"
"\n"
"\cxSaya's Notes:\c-\n"
"\cfIt's pretty cool that she volunteered to train you. I mean, it's not like Meido was going to do that job, you know she doesn't like guns and stuff.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfI'm sure you'll make her feel proud of ya, Demo-chan.\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_RYUJI = "Miyamoto, Ryuji";
SWWM_LORETAB_RYUJI = "People";
SWWM_LOREREL_RYUJI = "Nana;Taro;Saya;Yui;AkariLabs;Gensokyo";
@ -4211,7 +4295,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_TARO =
"\cfThough, all that aside, Taro-nii can be very serious when he needs to. And at times like that he basically becomes the Tsukkomi to my Boke. If you don't know what that means you can go look it up, Demo-chan.\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_UAC = "UAC";
SWWM_LORETAB_UAC = "People";
SWWM_LOREREL_UAC = "Doomguy;Saya;Hell;DemonInvasion";
SWWM_LOREREL_UAC = "Doomguy;Saya;Hell;DemonInvasion;Dana";
SWWM_LORETXT_UAC =
"\cxName:\c-\n"
"\cf Union Aerospace Corporation\c-\n"
@ -4239,7 +4323,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_UAC =
"\cxSaya's Note:\c-\n"
"\cfOh, the \"great and mighty\" UAC, bunch of capitalist pigs, that's what they are. Look right here, this is what unchecked capitalism does to you, y'all. Yeah, you can guess by now that I hate these people with the rage of a thousand suns.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfSo... Illegal military experiments? Check. Fucking around with interdimensional travel? Check. Potentially causing the end of the world? Also check. These bastards really ARE a stereotypical evil megacorp, fucking hell...\c-\n"
"\cfI've got so much insider info from a friend of Ibuki who used to work there (more info on her own article) that I could make one hell of a list of nasty shit they've done. So... Illegal military experiments? Check. Fucking around with interdimensional travel? Check. Potentially causing the end of the world? Also check. These bastards really ARE a stereotypical evil megacorp, fucking hell...\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfBut you know what? I'm not going to sit on my ass and wait for their supposed \"problem fixer\" legendary hero soldier boy to fix it all up. As if THAT is going to happen. No, this is precisely why YOU are here, Demo-chan. This is what you are destined to change (wow ok I'm starting to sound a bit uhhhh, cliche-y here). But yeah, we've prepared you for it, you are the ultimate combat robot, the pride of Akari Labs and all that jazz, you CAN save the world, I'm sure of it.\c-";
SWWM_LORETXT_UAC2 =
@ -4275,7 +4359,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_UAC2 =
"In 2150, the company finally closed off all of its teleportation experiments, and in a public announcement, CEO \cfIan Kelliher\c- states that the company will now shift its main focus into repairing all the damages that their actions had brought to Earth. Something which, according to initial estimates, may take over fifty years.\n"
"\n"
"\cxSaya's Notes:\c-\n"
"\cfCrazy stuff, all because of the UAC being shit and bad. I'm happy though, because I got to see that pathetic brat's fall from glory, that idiot, who once claimed to be the \"most important man in the world\", now turned into the US government's personal lap dog. It's so hilarious my sides have gone into orbit, I swear.\c-";
"\cfCrazy stuff, all because of the UAC being shit and bad. I'm happy though, because I got to see that pathetic brat's fall from glory, that idiot, who once claimed to be the \"most important man in the world\", now turned into the US government's personal lap dog. It's so hilarious my sides have gone into orbit, I swear. Even Dana was a barrel of laughs when she heard the news. Yeah, she hates these pricks as much as I do.\c-";
SWWM_LORETXT_UAC3 =
"\cxName:\c-\n"
"\cf Union Aerospace Corporation\c-\n"
@ -4313,7 +4397,7 @@ SWWM_LORETXT_UAC3 =
"What little information could be recovered from the other side of all this, that of Hell itself, is that his rampage was unstoppable. He defeated the remaining demon commanders. Tens of thousands of demons, in their mindless rage, all marched towards their deaths by his hand. There was hope among the civilian population that this one human soldier would put an end to the tyranny of the archdemon generals, but they had their plans for him. They were fully aware that should he make his way to the capital city of \cfDis\c- once again, they would not be able to stop him. So a trap was set, and he fell right into it. It was then that \cfErebus\c-, the leading general, banished him, far away, beyond the confines of this universe, so that he may never be able to return to this world.\n"
"\n"
"\cxSaya's Notes:\c-\n"
"\cfCrazy stuff, all because of the UAC being shit and bad. I'm happy though, because I got to see that pathetic brat's fall from glory, that idiot, who once claimed to be the \"most important man in the world\", now turned into the US government's personal lap dog. It's so hilarious my sides have gone into orbit, I swear.\c-\n"
"\cfCrazy stuff, all because of the UAC being shit and bad. I'm happy though, because I got to see that pathetic brat's fall from glory, that idiot, who once claimed to be the \"most important man in the world\", now turned into the US government's personal lap dog. It's so hilarious my sides have gone into orbit, I swear. Even Dana was a barrel of laughs when she heard the news. Yeah, she hates these pricks as much as I do.\c-\n"
"\n"
"\cfAnd so, here ends the story of these Dumb Epistles or whatever, one of the shining examples of the consequences of unchecked capitalism™.\c-";
SWWM_LORETAG_UNISSIX = "Unissix, Misa A.";