diff --git a/gldefs/bdscreen.txt b/gldefs/bdscreen.txt
index 3a5882d1d..28cb1dcad 100644
--- a/gldefs/bdscreen.txt
+++ b/gldefs/bdscreen.txt
@@ -1,98 +1,28 @@
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS0.png"
+Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BDBorder.png"
 {
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS0.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
+	nomipmap
 }
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS1.png"
+Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BDSaya.png"
 {
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS1.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
+	nomipmap
 }
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS2.png"
+Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BDDemo.png"
 {
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS2.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
+	nomipmap
 }
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS3.png"
+Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble0.png"
 {
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS3.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
+	nomipmap
 }
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS4.png"
+Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble1.png"
 {
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS4.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
+	nomipmap
 }
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS5.png"
+Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble2.png"
 {
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS5.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
+	nomipmap
 }
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS6.png"
+Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble3.png"
 {
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS6.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
-}
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS7.png"
-{
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS7.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
-}
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS8.png"
-{
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS8.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
-}
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS9.png"
-{
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS9.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
-	Define "OVERSAMPLE"
-}
-Material Texture "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISSR.png"
-{
-	Shader "shaders/glsl/TexFilterHack.fp"
-	Texture "retex" "graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISSR.png"
-	{
-		filter linear
-	}
+	nomipmap
 }
diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BDBorder.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BDBorder.png
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..cccb458da
Binary files /dev/null and b/graphics/BDScreen/BDBorder.png differ
diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble0.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble0.png
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..66b7839eb
Binary files /dev/null and b/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble0.png differ
diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble1.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble1.png
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..88df08681
Binary files /dev/null and b/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble1.png differ
diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble2.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble2.png
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..09bf2eb52
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble3.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble3.png
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b7acbaacb
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BDDemo.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BDDemo.png
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..e91c6fbe9
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BDSaya.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BDSaya.png
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..4bf628a64
Binary files /dev/null and b/graphics/BDScreen/BDSaya.png differ
diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS0.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS0.png
deleted file mode 100644
index de4e171aa..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS1.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS1.png
deleted file mode 100644
index 36b525a8d..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS2.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS2.png
deleted file mode 100644
index d58cf2993..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS3.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS3.png
deleted file mode 100644
index 64e8267cf..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS4.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS4.png
deleted file mode 100644
index 655afa50a..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS5.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS5.png
deleted file mode 100644
index 854de4fd9..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS6.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS6.png
deleted file mode 100644
index da7a186d9..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS7.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS7.png
deleted file mode 100644
index 1a19d626b..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS8.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS8.png
deleted file mode 100644
index ea329bad9..000000000
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diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS9.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS9.png
deleted file mode 100644
index be4814a3d..000000000
Binary files a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS9.png and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISSR.png b/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISSR.png
deleted file mode 100644
index d1bbafb73..000000000
Binary files a/graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISSR.png and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/language.version b/language.version
index 68a517f14..522f376bd 100644
--- a/language.version
+++ b/language.version
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 [default]
-SWWM_MODVER="\cyDEMOLITIONIST \cw1.3pre r1177 \cu(jue 06 feb 2025 20:13:06 CET)\c-";
-SWWM_SHORTVER="\cw1.3pre r1177 \cu(2025-02-06 20:13:06)\c-";
+SWWM_MODVER="\cyDEMOLITIONIST \cw1.3pre r1178 \cu(jue 06 feb 2025 20:13:35 CET)\c-";
+SWWM_SHORTVER="\cw1.3pre r1178 \cu(2025-02-06 20:13:35)\c-";
diff --git a/music/thepenis.it b/music/thepenis.it
deleted file mode 100644
index 2f109a6fe..000000000
Binary files a/music/thepenis.it and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/textcolors.txt b/textcolors.txt
index 2868d66b5..d07aeca17 100644
--- a/textcolors.txt
+++ b/textcolors.txt
@@ -398,3 +398,20 @@ MiniWhiteFlash // "misc"
 	#000000  #FFFFFF    0  50
 	#FFFFFF  #FFFFFF   51 255
 }
+
+// stuff
+BDSayaRed
+{
+	#000000  #000000    0  50
+	#A08080  #FFC0C0   51 255
+}
+BDDemoGreen
+{
+	#000000  #000000    0  50
+	#80A080  #C0FFC0   51 255
+}
+BDRed
+{
+	#000000  #000000    0  50
+	#800000  #FF4040   51 255
+}
diff --git a/zscript/compat/swwm_shame.zsc b/zscript/compat/swwm_shame.zsc
index 9746b589c..b895fbff6 100644
--- a/zscript/compat/swwm_shame.zsc
+++ b/zscript/compat/swwm_shame.zsc
@@ -20,9 +20,16 @@ Class SWWMBrutalHandler : StaticEventHandler
 {
 	ui int timer;
 	ui Font fnt;
-	ui TextureID boydance[10], boykiss;
-	ui int boyframe, boystate, boyloop1, boyloop2, boytimer, boyseq[12];
+	ui TextureID eztex[7];
+	ui bool ezstate[7];
+	ui float ezslide[4];
+	ui String eztext[5];
+	ui BrokenLines ezlines[5];
+	ui Vector2 eztextpos[5];
+	ui double ezlinesw[5];
+	ui int ezcolor[5];
 	bool detected;
+	ui int rss;
 
 	const BOYTICRATE = 5;
 
@@ -66,137 +73,80 @@ Class SWWMBrutalHandler : StaticEventHandler
 			timer = 0;
 			return;
 		}
-		if ( timer == 70 )
+		switch ( timer )
 		{
-			boykiss = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISSR.png");
+		case 50:
+			eztex[0] = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/BDScreen/BDBorder.png");
+			eztex[1] = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/BDScreen/BDSaya.png");
+			eztex[2] = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/BDScreen/BDDemo.png");
+			eztex[3] = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble0.png");
+			eztex[4] = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble1.png");
+			eztex[5] = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble2.png");
+			eztex[6] = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/BDScreen/BDBubble3.png");
+			for ( int i=0; i<6; i++ ) ezstate[i] = false;
+			for ( int i=0; i<4; i++ ) ezslide[i] = 2800.;
+			eztext[0] = "Really\nnow\n!?";
+			eztext[1] = "\c[BDRed]Brutal\nDoom\c-?\n\nThat's\ncringe";
+			eztext[2] = "Only a\ncomplete\nfool\nwould try\nto load\n\c[BDRed]Brutal Doom\c-\nwith\nother game-\nplay mods,\nright?";
+			eztext[3] = "Ha\nha\nha\nha";
+			eztext[4] = "Ki\nhi\nhi\nhi";
+			eztextpos[0] = (2520.,120.);
+			eztextpos[1] = (1620.,1580.);
+			eztextpos[2] = (80.,140.);
+			eztextpos[3] = (100.,1660.);
+			eztextpos[4] = (300.,1660.);
+			ezcolor[0] = Font.FindFontColor("BDSayaRed");
+			ezcolor[1] = Font.FindFontColor("BDSayaRed");
+			ezcolor[2] = Font.FindFontColor("BDDemoGreen");
+			ezcolor[3] = Font.FindFontColor("BDDemoGreen");
+			ezcolor[4] = Font.FindFontColor("BDSayaRed");
 			fnt = Font.GetFont("TewiFontOutline");
+			for ( int i=0; i<5; i++ )
+			{
+				ezlines[i] = fnt.BreakLines(eztext[i],1000);
+				ezlinesw[i] = 0.;
+				for ( int j=0; j<ezlines[i].Count(); j++ )
+					ezlinesw[i] = max(ezlinesw[i],ezlines[i].StringWidth(j));
+			}
 			S_StartSound("misc/spawn",CHAN_YABLEWIT,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1.,ATTN_NONE);
 			S_StartSound("misc/spawn",CHAN_YABLEWIT,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1.,ATTN_NONE);
 			S_ChangeMusic("",force:true);
-			Console.PrintfEx(PRINT_HIGH|PRINT_NONOTIFY,
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠛⣆⠀⠀\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠉⠀⠀⠸⣆⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⡤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⡀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠉⠙⠳⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣦⡀⠻⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⣀⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣨⡷⠞⠛⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣯⣥⣤⣤⣤⣤⠴⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀⠀⠀⢤⣤⡤⠤⢤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣶⣿⣿⣟⠛⠛⢿⡛⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠁⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣟⣁⣀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⢻⡟⠓⠶⠶⠿⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⣩⡟⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠻⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⡟⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠏⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠋⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⢨⡏⠠⠶⣿⣤⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⢿⣷⠞⠀⠀⠀⠻⣦⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣤⣤⡴⠟⠶⠶⠶⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠿⢤⡤⠴⠶⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡴⠞⠛⠓⠒⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣶⠶⣤⣤⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⣿⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠼⠷⢶⡶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cj⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\c-\n"
-				"\cjYou like playing \cgBrutal Doom\cj, don't you?\c-");
+		case 60:
+			ezstate[0] = true;
+			break;
+		case 80:
+			ezstate[2] = true;
+			break;
+		case 120:
+			ezstate[3] = true;
+			break;
+		case 180:
+			ezstate[1] = true;
+			break;
+		case 200:
+			ezstate[4] = true;
+			break;
+		case 280:
+			ezstate[5] = true;
+			ezstate[6] = true;
+			break;
+		case 400:
+			ThrowAbortException("This manual abort is for your own safety");
+			break;
 		}
-		else if ( timer == 140 )
+		if ( ezstate[0] )
 		{
-			for ( int i=0; i<10; i++ )
-				boydance[i] = TexMan.CheckForTexture(String.Format("graphics/BDScreen/BOYKISS%d.png",i));
-			// map frames to states
-			boyseq[0] = 0;
-			boyseq[1] = 1;
-			boyseq[2] = 2;
-			boyseq[3] = 3;
-			boyseq[4] = 4;
-			boyseq[5] = 5;
-			boyseq[6] = 3;
-			boyseq[7] = 2;
-			boyseq[8] = 6;
-			boyseq[9] = 7;
-			boyseq[10] = 8;
-			boyseq[11] = 9;
-			S_ChangeMusic("music/thepenis.it",force:true);
+			ezslide[1] = ezslide[0];
+			if ( ezslide[0] < double.epsilon ) ezslide[0] = 0.;
+			else ezslide[0] *= .8;
+		}
+		if ( ezstate[1] )
+		{
+			ezslide[3] = ezslide[2];
+			if ( ezslide[2] < double.epsilon ) ezslide[2] = 0.;
+			else ezslide[2] *= .8;
 		}
-		else if ( timer == 2100 ) ThrowAbortException("This manual abort is for your own safety");
 		timer++;
-		if ( timer >= 105 )
-		{
-			boyframe = boyseq[boystate];
-			boytimer++;
-			if ( boytimer%BOYTICRATE ) return;
-			// funni state machine
-			switch ( boystate )
-			{
-			case 0:		// up
-				boystate = 1;
-				break;
-			case 1:		// down
-				if ( boyloop1 >= 2 )
-				{
-					boyloop1 = 0;
-					boystate = 2;
-					break;
-				}
-				boyloop1++;
-				boystate = 0;
-				break;
-			case 2:		// turn A
-				boystate = 3;
-				break;
-			case 3:		// turn B
-				boystate = 4;
-				break;
-			case 4:		// down
-				boystate = 5;
-				break;
-			case 5:		// up
-				if ( boyloop1 >= 2 )
-				{
-					boyloop1 = 0;
-					boystate = 6;
-					break;
-				}
-				boyloop1++;
-				boystate = 4;
-				break;
-			case 6:		// turn B
-				boystate = 7;
-				break;
-			case 7:		// turn A
-				if ( boyloop2 >= 2 )
-				{
-					boyloop2 = 0;
-					boystate = 8;
-					break;
-				}
-				boyloop2++;
-				boystate = 0;
-				break;
-			case 8:		// spin left
-				boystate = 9;
-				break;
-			case 9:		// spin back
-				boystate = 10;
-				break;
-			case 10:	// spin right
-				boystate = 11;
-				break;
-			case 11:	// spin front
-				if ( boyloop1 >= 2 )
-				{
-					boyloop1 = 0;
-					boystate = 0;
-					break;
-				}
-				boyloop1++;
-				boystate = 8;
-				break;
-			}
-		}
 	}
 
 	override void WorldTick()
@@ -205,27 +155,69 @@ Class SWWMBrutalHandler : StaticEventHandler
 		for ( int i=0; i<MAXPLAYERS; i++ ) if ( playeringame[i] ) players[i].cheats |= CF_TOTALLYFROZEN;
 	}
 
+	private ui int GetUIRandom()
+	{
+		return (rss = (rss<<1)*35447+(rss/87));
+	}
+
+	private ui double RandomShiver()
+	{
+		int sd = GetUIRandom();
+		return ((abs(sd)%11)-5)*.1;
+	}
+
+	private ui double RandomOffset()
+	{
+		int sd = GetUIRandom();
+		return (abs(sd)&65535)/65535.;
+	}
+
 	override void RenderOverlay( RenderEvent e )
 	{
 		if ( !detected ) return;
-		Screen.Dim("White",clamp((timer+e.fractic)/70.,0.,1.),0,0,Screen.GetWidth(),Screen.GetHeight());
-		if ( timer < 70 ) return;
-		String str = "You like playing \cgBrutal Doom\c-, don't you?";
-		int boxh = fnt?((fnt.GetHeight()+16)*CleanYFac):0;
-		double scl = (Screen.GetHeight()-boxh)/2048.;
-		if ( boykiss.IsValid() ) Screen.DrawTexture(boykiss,false,Screen.GetWidth()/2,(Screen.GetHeight()-boxh)/2,DTA_CenterOffset,true,DTA_ScaleX,scl,DTA_ScaleY,scl);
-		if ( fnt )
+		Screen.Dim("Black",clamp((timer+e.fractic)/50.,0.,.5),0,0,Screen.GetWidth(),Screen.GetHeight());
+		if ( timer < 50 ) return;
+		double hs = max(min(floor(Screen.GetWidth()/640.),floor(Screen.GetHeight()/360.)),1.)/6.;
+		Vector2 pos = ((Screen.GetWidth()-(2800.*hs))/2.,(Screen.GetHeight()-(2100.*hs))/2.);
+		if ( timer > 300 )
 		{
-			Screen.Dim("Black",.8,0,Screen.GetHeight()-boxh,Screen.GetWidth(),boxh);
-			Screen.DrawText(fnt,Font.CR_WHITE,(Screen.GetWidth()-fnt.StringWidth(str)*CleanXFac)/2,Screen.GetHeight()-(boxh-8*CleanYFac),str,DTA_CleanNoMove,true);
+			double fact = clamp(((timer+e.fractic)-300.)/100.,0.,1.);
+			Screen.Dim("Red",fact,0,0,Screen.GetWidth(),Screen.GetHeight(),STYLE_Add);
+			rss = MSTime()/10;
+			pos.x += RandomShiver()*64.*hs*fact*fact;
+			pos.y += RandomShiver()*64.*hs*fact*fact;
 		}
-		if ( timer < 140 ) return;
-		if ( boydance[boyframe].IsValid() )
+		Screen.DrawTexture(eztex[0],false,pos.x,pos.y,DTA_ScaleX,hs,DTA_ScaleY,hs);
+		Screen.SetClipRect(int(pos.x),int(pos.y),int(2800.*hs),int(2100.*hs));
+		Screen.Dim("White",1.,int(pos.x),int(pos.y),int(2800.*hs),int(2100.*hs));
+		rss = MSTime()/40;
+		for ( int i=0; i<6; i++ )
 		{
-			Screen.DrawTexture(boydance[boyframe],false,112*CleanXFac_1,192*CleanYFac_1,DTA_CleanNoMove_1,true);
-			Screen.DrawTexture(boydance[boyframe],false,Screen.GetWidth()-112*CleanXFac_1,192*CleanYFac_1,DTA_CleanNoMove_1,true);
-			Screen.DrawTexture(boydance[boyframe],false,112*CleanXFac_1,Screen.GetHeight()-(boxh+32*CleanYFac_1),DTA_CleanNoMove_1,true);
-			Screen.DrawTexture(boydance[boyframe],false,Screen.GetWidth()-112*CleanXFac_1,Screen.GetHeight()-(boxh+32*CleanYFac_1),DTA_CleanNoMove_1,true);
+			double ypos = RandomOffset()*2100.*hs;
+			Screen.DrawThickLine(pos.x,pos.y+ypos,pos.x+2800.*hs,pos.y+ypos,8.*hs,"Black");
 		}
+		for ( int i=0; i<12; i++ )
+		{
+			double ypos = RandomOffset()*2100.*hs;
+			Screen.DrawThickLine(pos.x,pos.y+ypos,pos.x+2800.*hs,pos.y+ypos,2.*hs,"Black");
+		}
+		if ( ezstate[1] )
+			Screen.DrawTexture(eztex[2],false,pos.x+SWWMUtility.Lerp(ezslide[3],ezslide[2],e.fractic),pos.y,DTA_ScaleX,hs,DTA_ScaleY,hs);
+		if ( ezstate[0] )
+			Screen.DrawTexture(eztex[1],false,pos.x+SWWMUtility.Lerp(ezslide[1],ezslide[0],e.fractic),pos.y,DTA_ScaleX,hs,DTA_ScaleY,hs);
+		for ( int i=0; i<5; i++ )
+		{
+			if ( !ezstate[2+i] ) continue;
+			if ( i<4 ) Screen.DrawTexture(eztex[3+i],false,pos.x,pos.y,DTA_ScaleX,hs,DTA_ScaleY,hs);
+			for ( int j=0; j<ezlines[i].Count(); j++ )
+			{
+				double xofs = (ezlinesw[i]-ezlines[i].StringWidth(j))*3.*hs;
+				double yofs = (fnt.GetHeight()+2)*j*6.*hs;
+				Screen.DrawText(fnt,ezcolor[i],pos.x+eztextpos[i].x*hs+xofs,pos.y+eztextpos[i].y*hs+yofs,ezlines[i].StringAt(j),DTA_ScaleX,hs*6.,DTA_ScaleY,hs*6.);
+			}
+		}
+		Screen.ClearClipRect();
+		if ( timer > 300 )
+			Screen.Dim("Red",clamp(((timer+e.fractic)-350.)/50.,0.,1.),0,0,Screen.GetWidth(),Screen.GetHeight(),STYLE_Translucent);
 	}
 }