From bc111626e425e884dbbf6ac97d92657a731dfe63 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Marisa Kirisame <marisa@sayachan.org>
Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2021 21:53:38 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] Crash message variety.

---
 language.def_base              | 17 +++++++++++++++++
 language.version               |  4 ++--
 zscript/swwm_statichandler.zsc | 11 ++++++-----
 3 files changed, 25 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-)

diff --git a/language.def_base b/language.def_base
index d1ce7cdc8..06677b9bb 100644
--- a/language.def_base
+++ b/language.def_base
@@ -204,6 +204,23 @@ STARTUP2 = "";
 STARTUP3 = "";
 STARTUP4 = "";
 STARTUP5 = "";
+// crashout (don't localize)
+CRASHMSG1A = "Oopsie Woopsie!";
+CRASHMSG1B = "Looks like GZDoom made a fucky wucky! owo";
+CRASHMSG2A = "Oh snap!";
+CRASHMSG2B = "GZDoom just went kaboom!";
+CRASHMSG3A = "Crash to console?";
+CRASHMSG3B = "Golly gee that sure sounds like a problem.";
+CRASHMSG4A = "";
+CRASHMSG4B = "What a shame.";
+CRASHMSG5A = "Welp...";
+CRASHMSG5B = "There it goes.";
+CRASHMSG6A = "Oh no!";
+CRASHMSG6B = "That doesn't look good.";
+CRASHMSG7A = "Hey, guess what?";
+CRASHMSG7B = "GZDoom just crashed.";
+CRASHMSG8A = "Uhhh...";
+CRASHMSG8B = "That sure wasn't supposed to happen.";
 // Re-tagged monsters
 FN_ZOMBIE_FUNN = "5";
 FN_ZOMBIE_FUN1 = "Zomb";
diff --git a/language.version b/language.version
index 8db12912d..26d1aad16 100644
--- a/language.version
+++ b/language.version
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 [default]
-SWWM_MODVER="\chSWWM \czGZ\c- \cw0.9.11b-pre r556 \cu(Thu 24 Jun 19:20:48 CEST 2021)\c-";
-SWWM_SHORTVER="\cw0.9.11b-pre r556 \cu(2021-06-24 19:20:48)\c-";
+SWWM_MODVER="\chSWWM \czGZ\c- \cw0.9.11b-pre r556 \cu(Thu 24 Jun 21:53:38 CEST 2021)\c-";
+SWWM_SHORTVER="\cw0.9.11b-pre r556 \cu(2021-06-24 21:53:38)\c-";
diff --git a/zscript/swwm_statichandler.zsc b/zscript/swwm_statichandler.zsc
index 547dd26d2..e549886b6 100644
--- a/zscript/swwm_statichandler.zsc
+++ b/zscript/swwm_statichandler.zsc
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ Class SWWMStaticHandler : StaticEventHandler
 {
 	// crash handler
 	ui bool wasinmap;
-	ui int timer;
+	ui int timer, msgpick;
 	// versioning
 	bool tainted;
 	String taintver;
@@ -338,7 +338,8 @@ Class SWWMStaticHandler : StaticEventHandler
 			wasinmap = false;
 			if ( timer == 1 )
 			{
-				Console.Printf("\cfOopsie Woopsie!\c-");
+				msgpick = Random[UIStuff](1,8);
+				Console.Printf("\cf%s\c-",StringTable.Localize("$CRASHMSG"..msgpick.."A"));
 				let hnd = SWWMBrutalHandler(StaticEventHandler.Find("SWWMBrutalHandler"));
 				if ( hnd && hnd.detected )
 				{
@@ -349,14 +350,14 @@ Class SWWMStaticHandler : StaticEventHandler
 			}
 			else if ( timer == 70 )
 			{
-				Console.Printf("\cfLooks like GZDoom made a fucky wucky! owo\c-");
+				Console.Printf("\cf%s\c-",StringTable.Localize("$CRASHMSG"..msgpick.."B"));
 				S_StartSound("crash/curb",CHAN_YOUDONEFUCKEDUP,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1,ATTN_NONE);
 			}
 			else if ( timer == 140 )
 			{
 				let hnd = SWWMBrutalHandler(StaticEventHandler.Find("SWWMBrutalHandler"));
-				if ( hnd && hnd.detected ) Console.Printf("\cfDon't blame me. Shouldn't have tried running this with Brutal Doom.\c-");
-				else Console.Printf("\cfIf you didn't trigger it manually, it's best if you take a screenshot and show it to Marisa.\c-");
+				if ( hnd && hnd.detected ) Console.Printf("\cfYou shouldn't have tried running this with Brutal Doom.\c-");
+				else Console.Printf("\cfYou should probably screenshot this error and show it to Marisa.\c-");
 				Console.Printf("\cfLoaded Version:\n \cj%s\c-",StringTable.Localize("$SWWM_SHORTVER"));
 				if ( tainted ) Console.Printf("\cfSavegame Version:\n \cj%s\c-",taintver);
 			}