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lore/default/ashley.txt

@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ In 1983, she married **Fredrik Steiner**, the two having a single child, **Chris
 
 Ashley didn't really stick out much until the early 2000's, when, after many years of training to become a guitarist, she formed her own band with a group of friends (some she had met during her time also studying witchcraft in the offworld magical city of **Sankaideriha**).
 
-Her band, **The Black Rat's Coven**, made its debut in 2006, initially composed of **Ashley**, **Py Kisun** (her brother's girlfriend), **William Dusk** (Ashley's boyfriend at the time), and, quite notably, the goddess of madness **Maruku Sarahabinaku**, whom Ashley had somehow managed to befriend. Together they became well known for their very particular blend of Gothic Rock, which some aptly nicknamed "Witch Music".
+Her band, **The Black Rat's Coven**, made its debut in 2006, initially composed of **Ashley**, **Py Kisun** (her brother's girlfriend), **William Dusk** (Ashley's boyfriend at the time), and, quite notably, the goddess of madness **Maruku Sarahabinaku**, whom Ashley had somehow managed to befriend. Together they became well known for their very peculiar style, blending the harsh guitars and drums of heavy metal with more classical instruments like the violin and harpsichord, or even in some cases, a full-on pipe organ, which Maruku has shown to be impressively skilled at playing in unconventional ways. Some have taken to define the type of music the band makes as a new genre entirely, aptly named **"Baroque Metal"**.
 
 In 2027, following some undisclosed incident between her and William, the two broke up, and he left the band. Not content with just leaving, he decided to cause further harm by announcing that he had been cheating on her with her own granddaughter, **Lyra Knox**. William was replaced by **Mykka Psyann**, the goddess of lore.
 

lore/default/ellen.txt

@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ In the aftermath of the **White Scar**, Ellen used the skills she had gained in
 
 During her stay in Japan, she'd often spend her time with Taro, the two of them eventually dating some weeks after. Something which was followed by an announcement from Taro on social media citing: "my wizard privileges have been revoked".
 
-Apart from her shared ancestry with renowned Gothic Rock singer/guitarist **Ashley Knox**, she also shares a much closer relation to her due to the fact her father is the grandson of Ashley's ex-husband, the late **Fredrik Steiner**. Through this, and the fact they both are engaged to members of the Miyamoto family, they have become quite close. Ellen has even considered joining the band at some point, though as of this article's writing, this hasn't yet happened.
+Apart from her shared ancestry with renowned singer/guitarist **Ashley Knox**, she also shares a much closer relation to her due to the fact her father is the grandson of Ashley's ex-husband, the late **Fredrik Steiner**. Through this, and the fact they both are engaged to members of the Miyamoto family, they have become quite close. Ellen has even considered joining the band at some point, though as of this article's writing, this hasn't yet happened.
 
 \cxSaya's Notes:\c-
 \cfHeh, typical of Taro nii-san, announcing to the whole damn world that he lost his fucking virginity. He really couldn't be any more subtle about it if he tried. So yeah, between him and Yu-chan, the two have scored themselves some immortal cuties, making me jealous as all fuck in the process. Like, seriously, how the fuck could ANYONE even want to date my absolute loser of a brother? I don't know what Ellen-san sees in him...\c-

lore/default/gods.txt

@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ There are countless individuals all over the known Universe and even beyond, who
 
 Humanity's first contact with an actual, physical deity had been initially thought to be that of **Uruk'Anth**, who arrived on Earth in late 2097, and claimed to be the **Abrahamic God** himself. It was however later found out that this was all a lie, and his deceit was part of his plan to take over the planet and its resources for himself. Following the destruction of the **SUSAN** rogue AI that he had devised, which additionally resulted in his own death, it was made very clear that he was, indeed, not a god at all. Rather, investigations of his cult, the **Faculty of Illuminated Nobodies**, revealed that his true identity was that of a member of an alien species known as the **Xevetha**, native to the remote world of **Urkai**, who dedicate themselves to acts of deception like these, in an attempt to obtain "artificial godhood".
 
-Instead, the actual first contact had happened far, far sooner than anyone had known. Back in 2006, following the debut of **The Black Rat's Coven**, a Gothic Rock band from England, people were introduced to one rather peculiar member of it, **Maruku Sarahabinaku**, a gigantic, yellow-skinned woman, who even introduced herself as "Goddess of Madness", something which was thought as really just some artistic title of sorts, rather than an actual fact. It wasn't until the previously mentioned incident that she was approached for further questioning and, indeed, confirmed that she was indeed a real god, unlike the man who had come to our planet. Furthermore, **Mykka Psyann**, another member of the band, also revealed herself to be a god. No one had even realized this, for many years.
+Instead, the actual first contact had happened far, far sooner than anyone had known. Back in 2006, following the debut of the British band **The Black Rat's Coven**, people were introduced to one rather peculiar member of it, **Maruku Sarahabinaku**, a gigantic, yellow-skinned woman, who even introduced herself as "Goddess of Madness", something which was thought as really just some artistic title of sorts, rather than an actual fact. It wasn't until the previously mentioned incident that she was approached for further questioning and, indeed, confirmed that she was indeed a real god, unlike the man who had come to our planet. Furthermore, **Mykka Psyann**, another member of the band, also revealed herself to be a god. No one had even realized this, for many years.
 
 \cxSaya's Notes:\c-
 \cfYeah, mindblowing stuff, ain't it? First, there was the big reveal of aliens being very real, which sure fucking changed things around for everyone, then came this. Most were all "oh they're super powerful aliens" or some shit, really not even trying to believe in the possibility that maybe gods actually ARE real too.\c-
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ There are countless individuals all over the known Universe and even beyond, who
 
 Humanity's first contact with an actual, physical deity had been initially thought to be that of **Uruk'Anth**, who arrived on Earth in late 2097, and claimed to be the **Abrahamic God** himself. It was however later found out that this was all a lie, and his deceit was part of his plan to take over the planet and its resources for himself. Following the destruction of the **SUSAN** rogue AI that he had devised, which additionally resulted in his own death, it was made very clear that he was, indeed, not a god at all. Rather, investigations of his cult, the **Faculty of Illuminated Nobodies**, revealed that his true identity was that of a member of an alien species known as the **Xevetha**, native to the remote world of **Urkai**, who dedicate themselves to acts of deception like these, in an attempt to obtain "artificial godhood".
 
-Instead, the actual first contact had happened far, far sooner than anyone had known. Back in 2006, following the debut of **The Black Rat's Coven**, a Gothic Rock band from England, people were introduced to one rather peculiar member of it, **Maruku Sarahabinaku**, a gigantic, yellow-skinned woman, who even introduced herself as "Goddess of Madness", something which was thought as really just some artistic title of sorts, rather than an actual fact. It wasn't until the previously mentioned incident that she was approached for further questioning and, indeed, confirmed that she was indeed a real god, unlike the man who had come to our planet. Furthermore, **Mykka Psyann**, another member of the band, also revealed herself to be a god. No one had even realized this, for many years.
+Instead, the actual first contact had happened far, far sooner than anyone had known. Back in 2006, following the debut of the British band **The Black Rat's Coven**, people were introduced to one rather peculiar member of it, **Maruku Sarahabinaku**, a gigantic, yellow-skinned woman, who even introduced herself as "Goddess of Madness", something which was thought as really just some artistic title of sorts, rather than an actual fact. It wasn't until the previously mentioned incident that she was approached for further questioning and, indeed, confirmed that she was indeed a real god, unlike the man who had come to our planet. Furthermore, **Mykka Psyann**, another member of the band, also revealed herself to be a god. No one had even realized this, for many years.
 
 In recent years, the world was shaken once more after the discovery of other entities that stand far above these gods: **Administrators**.
 

lore/default/saya.txt

@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ Currently, Saya has two girlfriends: Maidbot Miyamoto and **Ibuki Miyamoto**. Bo
 \cxSaya's Notes:\c-
 \cfYou like reading about me, don't you? I bet you do, silly. Alright, here's some more about me, just for you.\c-
 
-\cfMy favorite color is red, favorite animal is the otter and favorite dish is pepperoni pizza. Got that? Good, let's keep going then. I like a lot of music, including Industrial, Metal, Drone, Dark Ambient, and I guess Gothic Rock since Ashley-san's band is so good. I absolutely ABSOLUTELY despise peppers, and eggs (though I can make an exception for meringue, that shit's delicious). I also hate skirts. Make me wear a skirt and I'll punch you. I prefer pants a million times more, though it's best if they're not skin-tight, that stuff's weird. I don't like clothes being stuck to me like that, egh, so yeah, if it's nice and baggy, that's excellent, good shit. Alright, what else? My favorite editor is vim, and uh, btw I use Arch, I guess. My top turn-ons are big tiddies, maids, femboys and heterochromia. My fav monster girl is the moth girl, and my waifu is Mashiro (specifically chapter 3 Mashiro, not the standard creepy yandere shotacon Mashiro, no thank you). Last thing: I may not shower very often, or use deodorant or anything, but I don't stink, I smell good, and people agree too, they say it's nice.\c-
+\cfMy favorite color is red, favorite animal is the otter and favorite dish is pepperoni pizza. Got that? Good, let's keep going then. I like a lot of music, including Industrial, Metal, Drone, Dark Ambient, and I guess Baroque Metal since Ashley-san's band is so good. I absolutely ABSOLUTELY despise peppers, and eggs (though I can make an exception for meringue, that shit's delicious). I also hate skirts. Make me wear a skirt and I'll punch you. I prefer pants a million times more, though it's best if they're not skin-tight, that stuff's weird. I don't like clothes being stuck to me like that, egh, so yeah, if it's nice and baggy, that's excellent, good shit. Alright, what else? My favorite editor is vim, and uh, btw I use Arch, I guess. My top turn-ons are big tiddies, maids, femboys and heterochromia. My fav monster girl is the moth girl, and my waifu is Mashiro (specifically chapter 3 Mashiro, not the standard creepy yandere shotacon Mashiro, no thank you). Last thing: I may not shower very often, or use deodorant or anything, but I don't stink, I smell good, and people agree too, they say it's nice.\c-
 
 \cfWell, are you satisfied, Demo-chan? Have I sated your thirst for Saya Facts™? Good, then you should go back to work.\c-
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@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ Currently, Saya has three girlfriends: Maidbot Miyamoto, **Ibuki Miyamoto** and
 \cxSaya's Notes:\c-
 \cfYou like reading about me, don't you? I bet you do, silly. Alright, here's some more about me, just for you.\c-
 
-\cfMy favorite color is red, favorite animal is the otter and favorite dish is pepperoni pizza. Got that? Good, let's keep going then. I like a lot of music, including Industrial, Metal, Drone, Dark Ambient, and I guess Gothic Rock since Ashley-san's band is so good. I absolutely ABSOLUTELY despise peppers, and eggs (though I can make an exception for meringue, that shit's delicious). I also hate skirts. Make me wear a skirt and I'll punch you. I prefer pants a million times more, though it's best if they're not skin-tight, that stuff's weird. I don't like clothes being stuck to me like that, egh, so yeah, if it's nice and baggy, that's excellent, good shit. Alright, what else? My favorite editor is vim, and uh, btw I use Arch, I guess. My top turn-ons are big tiddies, maids, femboys and heterochromia. My fav monster girl is the moth girl, and my waifu is Mashiro (specifically chapter 3 Mashiro, not the standard creepy yandere shotacon Mashiro, no thank you). Last thing: I may not shower very often, or use deodorant or anything, but I don't stink, I smell good, and people agree too, they say it's nice.\c-
+\cfMy favorite color is red, favorite animal is the otter and favorite dish is pepperoni pizza. Got that? Good, let's keep going then. I like a lot of music, including Industrial, Metal, Drone, Dark Ambient, and I guess Baroque Metal since Ashley-san's band is so good. I absolutely ABSOLUTELY despise peppers, and eggs (though I can make an exception for meringue, that shit's delicious). I also hate skirts. Make me wear a skirt and I'll punch you. I prefer pants a million times more, though it's best if they're not skin-tight, that stuff's weird. I don't like clothes being stuck to me like that, egh, so yeah, if it's nice and baggy, that's excellent, good shit. Alright, what else? My favorite editor is vim, and uh, btw I use Arch, I guess. My top turn-ons are big tiddies, maids, femboys and heterochromia. My fav monster girl is the moth girl, and my waifu is Mashiro (specifically chapter 3 Mashiro, not the standard creepy yandere shotacon Mashiro, no thank you). Last thing: I may not shower very often, or use deodorant or anything, but I don't stink, I smell good, and people agree too, they say it's nice.\c-
 
 \cfSatisfied? Good, but here's one last Saya Fact™ for ya: I love you, Demo-chan~\c- \cg♥\c-
 
@@ -93,7 +93,7 @@ Currently, Saya and her creations Maidbot Miyamoto, **Ibuki Miyamoto** and the *
 \cxSaya's Notes:\c-
 \cfYou like reading about me, don't you? I bet you do, silly. Alright, here's some more about me, just for you.\c-
 
-\cfMy favorite color is red, favorite animal is the otter and favorite dish is pepperoni pizza. Got that? Good, let's keep going then. I like a lot of music, including Industrial, Metal, Drone, Dark Ambient, and I guess Gothic Rock since Ashley-san's band is so good. I absolutely ABSOLUTELY despise peppers, and eggs (though I can make an exception for meringue, that shit's delicious). I also hate skirts. Make me wear a skirt and I'll punch you. I prefer pants a million times more, though it's best if they're not skin-tight, that stuff's weird. I don't like clothes being stuck to me like that, egh, so yeah, if it's nice and baggy, that's excellent, good shit. Alright, what else? My favorite editor is vim, and uh, btw I use Arch, I guess. My top turn-ons are big tiddies, maids, femboys and heterochromia. My fav monster girl is the moth girl, and my waifu is Mashiro (specifically chapter 3 Mashiro, not the standard creepy yandere shotacon Mashiro, no thank you). Last thing: I may not shower very often, or use deodorant or anything, but I don't stink, I smell good, and people agree too, they say it's nice.\c-
+\cfMy favorite color is red, favorite animal is the otter and favorite dish is pepperoni pizza. Got that? Good, let's keep going then. I like a lot of music, including Industrial, Metal, Drone, Dark Ambient, and I guess Baroque Metal since Ashley-san's band is so good. I absolutely ABSOLUTELY despise peppers, and eggs (though I can make an exception for meringue, that shit's delicious). I also hate skirts. Make me wear a skirt and I'll punch you. I prefer pants a million times more, though it's best if they're not skin-tight, that stuff's weird. I don't like clothes being stuck to me like that, egh, so yeah, if it's nice and baggy, that's excellent, good shit. Alright, what else? My favorite editor is vim, and uh, btw I use Arch, I guess. My top turn-ons are big tiddies, maids, femboys and heterochromia. My fav monster girl is the moth girl, and my waifu is Mashiro (specifically chapter 3 Mashiro, not the standard creepy yandere shotacon Mashiro, no thank you). Last thing: I may not shower very often, or use deodorant or anything, but I don't stink, I smell good, and people agree too, they say it's nice.\c-
 
 \cfSatisfied? Good, but here's one last Saya Fact™ for ya: I love you, Demo-chan~\c- \cg♥\c-
 

lore/default/susan.txt

@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ Wounded by the previous war, and now having voluntarily discarded all their tech
 
 With a roaring shockwave that cleared the skies of the whole planet, a massive explosion erupted from atop SUSAN, expelling large pieces of its internal machinery into space. The cause of this explosion was unknown, but it happened just in time to prevent a much bigger disaster. Many days later, the charred remains of the alien entity were retrieved from the ruins of the megastructure. Many studies would be conducted on the biology of what was assumed to be a dead god.
 
-Religious groups all over the world condemned what was seen as "the murder of God" \cf[ed. note: these fucking people...]\c-, but they were all eventually silenced. In a post on social media, **Maruku Sarahabinaku** of the Gothic Rock band **Black Rat's Coven** stated that "the dead one is not one of us", in response to an article on his autopsy. Questioned about the exact meaning of their response, Maruku would go on to reveal everything about his true nature. The "false god" was a man named **Uruk'Anth**, and came from the **Xevetha** race, who were infamous for their attempts to "achieve artificial godhood", furthermore, they added that if people wanted to see an actual god, "you could have just talked to me".
+Religious groups all over the world condemned what was seen as "the murder of God" \cf[ed. note: these fucking people...]\c-, but they were all eventually silenced. In a post on social media, **Maruku Sarahabinaku**, pianist of **The Black Rat's Coven** stated that "the dead one is not one of us", in response to an article on his autopsy. Questioned about the exact meaning of their response, Maruku would go on to reveal everything about his true nature. The "false god" was a man named **Uruk'Anth**, and came from the **Xevetha** race, who were infamous for their attempts to "achieve artificial godhood", furthermore, they added that if people wanted to see an actual god, "you could have just talked to me".
 
 The reveal of Maruku Sarahabinaku as being an actual deity was followed by that of another member of the band, drummer **Mykka Psyann**. She remarked on actually having known Uruk'Anth, back when he was "a servant of the tyrant god". Confusion and disbelief would intermix for a long time, but all eventually settled on accepting what had been said by these two individuals.