Readme cleanup.

+ Replace an old crash sfx
+ Detect VKDoom to customize crash handler text

readme.txt

@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ Index of contents:
 Surprise surprise, after a decade of delving into other works, I have made my
 epic return! The SWWM series has been, in a way, "rebooted" through this here
 project, and so it goes. The UT side of things is pretty much dead for me, I've
-jumped ship to GZDoom and boy are the pastures far greener and tastier here.
+jumped ship to GZDoom and boy is it one heckin' powerhouse for modding.
 
 1.2. The Story So Far
 - - - - - - - - - - -
@@ -266,7 +266,8 @@ things nicely with what it builds.
 
 2.2.9. Lämp
 
-It's a floating magic lamp. It may attract moths.
+It's a floating magic lamp. It may attract moths, and these moths will get very
+pissed when enemies draw close.
 
 2.2.A. Omnisight
 
@@ -277,6 +278,8 @@ in the minimap, and even highlights where keys and exits are. Quite handy.
 
 The Great Anomaly makes a return. Smite all those who dare try to attack you!
 
+Note: May cause immense lag in slaughtermaps, use in moderation.
+
 2.2.C. Devastation Sigil
 
 A return of the olden "Complete Devastation" powerup of the early versions,
@@ -301,12 +304,17 @@ damage reduction, so keep that in mind.
 And lastly there's the armor nuggets. These things can soak up damage like
 crazy once you get them high enough. Above 100% they'll even start healing you!
 
+Armor works in layers, with the war armor having the highest priority, and the
+nuggets having the lowest. What one armor can't fully block, the next one will
+have to deal with. For the Doomers out there, this is just how we roll in
+Unreal land, we can wear multiple pieces of armor at once.
+
 2.4. Health
 - - - - - -
 
-We can go from measly health nuggets that add just two points of health, to the
-four-faced tetrahedrons of health or the six-faced cubes. But all of these pale
-in comparison to the mighty Refresher, which not only gives you a full 100 hp
+From measly health nuggets that add just two points of health, to the 4-faced
+tetrahedrons of health or the 6-faced cubes. But all of these pale in
+comparison to the mighty Refresher, which not only gives you a full 100 hp
 boost, up to a cap of 500, but can also autoactivate should you take mortal
 damage. Unlike the sandwiches, however, the Refresher might not be strong
 enough to really prevent a lethal death.
@@ -351,7 +359,7 @@ Can also be dual wielded.
 Slot 3. Revolver.
 A six shooter, packing some fine... Drilling power.
 Primary fire does a shoot.
-Secondary fire does six shoot very fast.
+Secondary fire primes a very fast six shoot mode.
 
 2.6.4. Puntzer Gamma
 
@@ -395,6 +403,7 @@ Primary fire lobs a silent plasma grenade. It goes far, and it blows up good.
 Secondary fire zaps whatever's in front of you, don't use it underwater.
 Tertiary fire is a zoom. And this zoom is smart, it even simulates where the
 projectile will fall so you won't miss a shot.
+The altfire temporarily drains all the gun's capacitors, do keep that in mind.
 
 2.6.9. Mortal Rifle
 
@@ -402,15 +411,16 @@ Slot 9. Battle rifle.
 A weird as all hell rifle that does everything.
 Primary fire does schumt.
 Secondary fire the grenade.
-Tertiary fire a switch of modes.
-Have fun.
+Tertiary fire a switch of modes. Single shot, multiple shots, burst shots, and
+even a gosh darned level-piercing railgun like in the ol' days. Have fun.
 
 2.6.A. Rafan-Kos
 
 Slot 0. Ultimate weapon.
 Frickin' laser beams, big of them, very strong.
-Primary fire beam.
-Secondary fire more beams.
+Primary fire beam. Big burn everything.
+Secondary fire splits the beam. Multiple burn.
+Reload insert more ammo.
 I'm tired from writing these, good night.