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1.4 KiB
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22 lines
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Ballsy Bomb
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NosKora;Saya
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\cxDesignation:\c-
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\cf Ballsy Bomb\c-
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\cxManufacturer:\c-
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\cf Plutoni Incorporated\c-
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\cxClassification:\c-
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\cf Cluster Bomb\c-
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The **Ballsy Bomb** is a special device designed for one thing and one thing only: The delivery of death. Devised by students of the **University of Nos-Kora**, and featuring technology that is not quite understandable by the untrained mind, this explosive artifact is a must-have for those who want to let their enemies experience what it's like to be pelted by dozens of solid, high-velocity metal balls. When interviewed, the project leader simply stated: "You're gonna love our balls".
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**Plutoni Incorporated**, the armament distribution subsidiary of the university, should not be held responsible for any misuse of this device, and must not be questioned regarding any peculiar behavior that the device's payload may have.
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\cxSaya's Notes:\c-
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\cf"Peculiar behavior" is one way of putting it. I saw it during a test fire, I saw what one of the balls did to that chunk of ballistic gel: The whole thing EXPLODED while this fucking... Loud cartoon bonk noise could be heard. There was a flash of light and everything. I was told it's something that happens "by random chance"... Good fucking god...\c-
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\cfThose things can deal random crits. I'm not even joking, what the actual hell... No wonder that nerd recommended it to us.\c-
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