swwmgz_m/language.def_mission

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// mission entries
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM1 =
"Welcome to your first mission, \cfDemolitionist\c-. First of all... What the fuck just happened??? You were supposed to be deployed to the \cfUnion States\c-, but somehow you're on the \cfUAC Phobos Base\c-??? OK, let's not panic, we can still salvage this.\n"
"\n"
"There are two options: I can either recall you right now and hope that a second deployment won't be too expensive or... we can do things the hard, but cheaper way: Have you retrace the steps of the \cfUAC\c-'s errand boy, until you eventually find the gate back to \cfEarth\c- in \cfHell\c-. Knowing you, you'll probably pick the latter, so... Well, not like I'd have considered that first option either.\n"
"\n"
"Your mission is to get to the \cfPhobos Anomaly\c-, which hosts a gate to the other moon's base, and from there, you should be able to reach \cfHell\c-. Supplies have been delivered there by our... \"benefactors\", so you won't be without goodies for the trip.\n"
"\n"
"I seriously would like to know how this mixup happened, and potentially punch whoever is responsible for it, because THIS won't be good for our race against the \cfUAC\c- here, to save the world.\n"
"\n"
"*sigh*\n"
"\n"
"Well, whatever. You can do this, \cfDemo-chan\c-, get out there and fight!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM2 =
"Alright, \cfDemo-chan\c-, you're in the \cfDeimos Base\c- now. As you may see, everything's also pretty fucked over here, though since \cfThat Guy\c- last passed through, the demons probably have repopulated the place, as you could see back in \cfPhobos\c-.\n"
"\n"
"So, about that ambush back there, you were out for a while, but thankfully they didn't have their way with you (oh god oh fuck). The unfortunate news however come from that DAMN NERD from \cfCyrus Enterprises\c-. Apparently he decided to empty out your entire \cfHammerspace Container\c- because this counts as \"a new episode\" or some dumb shit??? You're off to a fresh start, I guess. I'm powerless when it comes to these decisions, so fuck it.\n"
"\n"
"If what \cfCytho-sama\c- said is correct, there's a structure here known as the \cfTower of Babel\c- through which you can reach the surface of \cfHell\c-. He doesn't know the exact details though, so you'll be on your own there.\n"
"\n"
"I seriously hope all of this will be worth it. Well, I mean, having more demons to fuck up sounds fun, I guess?\n"
"\n"
"Go forth, kick ass, explode knees, etc. etc.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM3 =
"Okay, this should be the last step, \cfDemo-chan\c-. Your way back to \cfEarth\c-, and to where this mission should have started in the first place had it not been for whatever the fuck happened that sent your ass to \cfMars\c- is here. All you need to do, is get to the capital city of \cfDis\c-, where the archdemons first opened their gate to our world.\n"
"\n"
"Don't worry about any civilians getting involved, this whole region is under heavy military control right now and they've all had to leave their homes (wow, what a shitload of fuck). This at least is beneficial for us, you can go all out on those bastards without having to worry about collateral damage.\n"
"\n"
"\cfCytho-sama\c- mentioned that there was a severe \"restructuring\" of the place, perhaps some \"redecoration\" too. The military loves to display \"trophies\" and whatnot, sounds very tasteful and fun... yeah...\n"
"\n"
"By the way, if you feel a bit \"lighter\" on your load, you know who to blame again. It'll probably happen too after you cross the gate. I'm so tired of this nonsense, seriously...\n"
"\n"
"Well, you're not there for sightseeing, anyway. Keep on keeping on, \cfDemo-chan\c-!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM4 =
"OK, we're ALMOST there, for sure. \cfDemo-chan\c-, you're a couple kilometers away from the epicenter of the invasion. It's a long trip, sure, but you can do it without getting tired, after all.\n"
"\n"
"While you're at it, try to beat up more demons along the way, too. Heard there's a whole army along the way, with another of those big brainy spiders. Considering how easily you got rid of the one guarding the gate, this one shouldn't be an issue either.\n"
"\n"
"Oh yeah, you're also pretty close to the \cfUAC\c-'s \cf\"Problem Solver\"\c-. Remember what I told you: Stay away from him, don't try to interact, or we'll get in big trouble (and he might shoot you on sight). Remember that this is pretty much a race here, to prove your worth, and also to fuck over those idiots, to teach them who's boss (WE ARE).\n"
"\n"
"Go forth, \cfDemolitionist\c-, be the hero of this story!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM5 =
"Welcome to your first mission, \cfDemolitionist\c-. I'll be very direct here, the situation is very fucked. Things don't look good at all. Those fucking \cfUAC\c- idiots have done their worst and now we're paying for it. FUCK... THE... UAC... Seriously. If that damn brat \cfKelliher\c- didn't have me blocked I'd be sending him all sorts of shit right now, you can't even begin to imagine HOW fucking pissed I am...\n"
"\n"
"It all happened so fast that... we didn't really have much time to prepare for it. Half of Earth got entirely taken over now. It's all mostly just the western countries, with the epicenter on \cfUnion States\c- territory, where you'll be deployed. What pisses me off the most is that I can't get in touch with the \cfLunar Capital\c-, it's like they're actively ignoring us or something. Fucking hell, it could have been our chance to contact the \cfNukuri\c- and ask for help, but nope, we're on our own. We... have to do our best to fight these damn things, all by ourselves. That's where you come in.\n"
"\n"
"It is your mission to put an end to this, there are people out there fighting, we don't know how many, who still haven't been evacuated. It's \cfHell on Earth\c- thanks to the amazing and great UAC shoving their stinky-ass fingers into what they shouldn't. Do they even know... How many of my friends I've lost... all the thousands, tens of thousands or even more, that just... couldn't make it. \cfWW3\c- was nothing compared to this. It's just... ugh... And the fucker has the BALLS to just go and act like everything's fine and will be fixed soon. I want to punch that smug bastard... damn it.\n"
"\n"
"*sigh*\n"
"\n"
"Enough grieving... it's all about the mission now. I seriously don't have much faith on the UAC's so-called \cf\"problem solver\"\c-, but WE can do it. Me and a couple others have joined up to make this happen, you're going to save those people. It'll be hard, I know, but you can do it, that's why I built you. If there's even a chance that you'll succeed, I want to tell you that I will personally reward you, \cfDemo-chan\c-. I'm not going to give you any details, I want it to be a surprise.\n"
"\n"
"We haven't been able to provide you with all the available equipment, there was no time for that. Instead, be on the lookout for strategically placed supplies along the way (hopefully the demons won't touch the stuff). I know that sounds kind of videogamey, and if I hear you complain you can eat my pants, I wasn't the one who made that decision. Whatever.\n"
"\n"
"You are our last hope, so fight, \cfDemo-chan\c-, fight for those you want to protect, for all of us... Make those bastards pay.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM6 =
"Alright, \cfDemo-chan\c-, mission update. Those fucks have hostages. Namely, a HUGE bunch of people, I'm reading five digits here. These people are the unlucky ones who couldn't evacuate in time, being caught right at the start of it all. And the shelters are all locked away through some demonic mechanism. Those fuckers are probably keeping them alive to \"use\" them later, and we're not going to give them the chance to take those lives.\n"
"\n"
"So, first of all, you're going to see a lot more resistance, and some new faces too. This whole stretch is heavily fortified, but that won't be an issue, oh no, not for you. We're saving those people, all of them.\n"
"\n"
"At the end of this journey, you'll eventually come across whatever mechanism is keeping everyone trapped in here. Then, all you have to do is press a switch. Once you do that, we'll at least be able to rest easier, and shift our focus towards demon slayin'.\n"
"\n"
"Let's do this shit, \cfDemo-chan\c-.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM7 =
"Alright, this is a big one. Like I said on the call from before, we now know where the main gate is, and that's your next destination. I intercepted the \cfUAC\c-'s comms and got some juicy info on this. First of all, the place you're going to happens to be the \cfErrand Boy\c-'s hometown. The portal opened up right in there, huh? The demons sure hate the guy if they went that far.\n"
"\n"
"Anyway, it's going to involve blasting a lot more demons along the way, but you can do it. At the very heart of the city, there's this... pool(?) of blood and a fortress built in it, where the portal lies. Whatever was there before... is long gone.\n"
"\n"
"Let's fuck 'em up, \cfDemo-chan\c-, fuck 'em up real good.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM7_SECRET =
"Well uh... after that bit of sidetracking, we can get back to the mission (that was REALLY weird).\n"
"\n"
"So, \cfDemo-chan\c-, remember our goal, there's a portal we gotta bust on through. It's not too far, right in the heart of this city here. Bigass fortress in the middle of a sea of blood, can't miss it.\n"
"\n"
"Once you make it through, I'll give \cfCytho-sama\c- a call and see what we can do to close it off.\n"
"\n"
"I'm starting to run out of ideas on how to end these briefings. Do your thing, \cfDemo-chan\c-!"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM8 =
"Welcome to Hell, \cfDemo-chan\c-. Don't be weirded out, but things will only get more and more twisted from here onward. Ever since those fucks took over, the whole realm was apparently remodeled and there's all sorts of wacky-ass non-euclidean bullshit and whatnot, and buildings that make no sense, and weirdass fusions of flesh and metal and lava and shit (even more absurd than what we've seen back on Earth).\n"
"\n"
"Still, the mission must continue. We're on the last stretch here, and the way towards our final goal is through. \cfCytho-sama\c- has reported that the leading commander of the army is in here, a huge-ass demon called \cfBaramun\c-, who got turned into a sort of psychic controller and summoner or something. We're putting an end to all of this. Once he falls, the rest will follow.\n"
"\n"
"It's time to save the world, \cfDemo-chan\c-, you can do this. I have ALL my faith in you, I know you can do it. I'm... going to give you the biggest hug when all of this is over, I swear.\n"
"\n"
"...\n"
"\n"
"Fuck it, I'm going to say it, enough keeping this to myself.\n"
"\n"
"\cfDemo-chan\ca, I love you! \cg♥\c-\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM9 =
"OK, I have no fucking clue where you are. I tried to ask \cfCytho-sama\c- and all I got from him only left me more confused. This is supposed to be all an illusion built by one of the archdemon generals, some guy called \cfAximal\c-. It's tailored after the personal nightmares of the other guy, not you.\n"
"\n"
"I'm not much of a history nerd but this does look like a Nazi fortress, specifically... \cfCastle Wolfenstein\c-, which got me thinking... Is that marine related to the \cfBlazkowicz\c- family? Y'know, of that guy who got all the credit for nailing ol' \cfMustache Man\c-... Yeah, I can't dig up anything about this, really. The family tree is a complete mess and there's several versions of it for some reason???\n"
"\n"
"Well, whatever. Time to kill some Nazi scum, a pastime that somehow hasn't gotten old after two hundred years.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_DOOM10 =
"Right, this doesn't seem to be the way out. Well, I guess you gotta beat a boss or something first?\n"
"\n"
"...\n"
"\n"
"Fucking hell, I'm starting to sound like that nerd now.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY1 =
"Welcome to this side mission, \cfDemolitionist\c-. So shit has hit the fan once again, after we thought all got fixed up, and guess WHO is behind it: The motherfucking \cfUAC\c-!\n"
"\n"
"So I go into twitter this morning, yeah, and the whole timeline is fucking blasting at hyperspeed with people talking to \cfCytho-sama\c-, I go check what he's written and color me surprised, the fucking demons are so asshurt they've gone and formed an alliance with the \"angels\"! Yeah, those people, the \cfXevetha\c-, you know, from the times of the \cfSUSAN AI\c-, and their involvements with \cfImanaki Corp\c-, and the \cfUAC\c- stealing their tech and dismantling the bigass thing after it went boom... Yeah, I know it's a long story, but that's what the \cfLibrary\c- is for, if you want to get informed.\n"
"\n"
"Anyway, on with the objectives. You're getting your shiny metal butt sent to \cfKereshnovka\c-, or at least, somewhere around it. Those idiots have a sort of base set up there already with fancy castles and whatnot, and you're gonna break in and tear it apart. Somewhere in there you should find a portal to an \cfUAC\c- base on \cfUrkai\c-, yes, THEIR world. Those fucks had this well-hidden, oh sure. And they got their asses betrayed for it, as expected. Can't trust those fake-ass angels, huh...\n"
"\n"
"From there on, just keep tracing back until you get to the mastermind behind it all, and kick their ass. Like with that big demon, the others will follow if you take them out, for sure. This is going to be a very interesting mission, gonna be glued to the screen watching you explode some knees in there.\n"
"\n"
"As per usual, nerdboy will yeet supplies all over the place for you to find. You can't even begin to understand how much he annoys me with all that videogamey crap, seriously. I would very much prefer to send you in there guns blazing with your whole arsenal, but that's \"not standard protocol\" he says. Fucking hell...\n"
"\n"
"Whatever, go forth and kick ass, \cfDemo-chan\c-!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY2 =
"OK, hold on, this isn't right. That portal sent you to a different place than we expected. You're on... huh? You're still on \cfEarth\c-??? Yeah, this is a problem. Sure, you got sent to an \cfUAC\c- base, but it's not the right one. You've got to find another portal back. Damn, I swear... there was a mixup here with something again. What's going on with this stuff? Did nerdboy give me the wrong coords or something? Are there TWO demon bases there?\n"
"\n"
"*sigh*\n"
"\n"
"Whatever, this place is infested and needs a good round of cleaning, and you're the best at that kind of task, so go wild, \cfDemo-chan\c-. If you can find a portal back, that'd be pretty poggers.\n"
"\n"
"Yes I did just say that, in a mission briefing. So what?\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY3 =
"Oh boy here we go, back to winter wonderland. It's a bit colder now. I mean... there's snow and everything. Man, imagine the amazing buttmarks you'd leave on there if you... uh, don't get sidetracked, Saya, no thinking about shiny metal butts.\n"
"\n"
"If this is the RIGHT place now, then at its deepest you should find a much fancier looking structure where the portal should be. If it leads THERE it should look the part.\n"
"\n"
"This whole place looks fucking enormous, by the way. I hope you don't get lost.\n"
"\n"
"Go forth and demolish, \cfDemo-chan\c-!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY4 =
"We did it, \cfDemo-chan\c-! Here we are, the wonderful world of \cfUrkai\c-... or at least, an \cfUAC\c- base built on it. The sky is a nice green, so I'm sure you're feeling comfy already. I managed to get some info from my contacts, namely, certain \cfGods\c- who've been here before. Between all the shit-talking about how the \cfXevetha\c- are all a bunch of fraudsters, I also learned of our actual, final destination: \cfSo'torai\c-, the celestial capital. It's all pretty and whatever, but it's probably going to be filled to the brim with demons now, so no chance to go sightseeing I guess.\n"
"\n"
"How the fucking \cfUAC\c- kept all of this hidden is beyond me. This is a big deal, bigger than all their other off-world dealings, like that other place, Tatanga or whatever it's called. This is going to give me so much fuel to fuck them over later, oh yeah.\n"
"\n"
"Hope you're fired up for this, \cfDemo-chan\c-, 'cause it's your first time in another planet (Hell doesn't count). I'll be glued to the stream to check out the sights and whatnot, make sure to take high res pics for me if you can, because there's not much to get out of your 640x400 video feed.\n"
"\n"
"Have at 'em, \cfDemo-chan\c-, and bring pictures.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY4_SECRET =
"Alright, NOW we're on the right track. The sky is a nice green, so I'm sure you're feeling comfy already, but yeah, this is \cfUrkai\c-... or at least, an \cfUAC\c- base built on it. I managed to get some info from my contacts, namely, certain \cfGods\c- who've been here before. Between all the shit-talking about how the \cfXevetha\c- are all a bunch of fraudsters, I also learned of our actual, final destination: \cfSo'torai\c-, the celestial capital. It's all pretty and whatever, but it's probably going to be filled to the brim with demons now, so no chance to go sightseeing I guess.\n"
"\n"
"How the fucking \cfUAC\c- kept all of this hidden is beyond me. This is a big deal, bigger than all their other off-world dealings, like that other place, Tatanga or whatever it's called. This is going to give me so much fuel to fuck them over later, oh yeah.\n"
"\n"
"Hope you're fired up for this, \cfDemo-chan\c-, 'cause it's your first time in another planet (Hell doesn't count). I'll be glued to the stream to check out the sights and whatnot, make sure to take high res pics for me if you can, because there's not much to get out of your 640x400 video feed.\n"
"\n"
"Have at 'em, \cfDemo-chan\c-, and bring pictures.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY5 =
"No, this isn't right, this is Hell again! Fucking... Hell. OK, positive thinking, maybe this will just be a detour, and it's going to be all fine. Yeah, definitely.\n"
"\n"
"I don't have anything to say, it's just the same old shit all over again, I'm tired of seeing Hell. Just get out of there, \cfDemo-chan\c-, please.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY6 =
"So... I don't know what I expected of this place, \cfDemo-chan\c-. Definitely not that it'd look this... heavenly? It fucking looks like a painting, seriously. Everything about it screams \"angels of heaven\" and shit, wow. Also, we're FLOATING? OK, when I read that this was the \"celestial capital\" I didn't think it'd be literal.\n"
"\n"
"Enough being amazed, there's demons to kill, and megalomaniacal idiots to beat up. We're taking the fight from hell to heaven now, this is metal as fuck.\n"
"\n"
"Your target, from what I've gotten, is a local high-ranked \cfXevetha\c- who calls himself the \cf\"Archangelus\"\c- (and dresses the part, too, with wings and all). He's the one who started this whole deal, and the one who thinks he can do the job of wiping out all of mankind that the last guy failed at. Yeah, I don't think so, he's SO going down once he gets on your sights.\n"
"\n"
"Give 'em all you got, \cfDemo-chan\c-!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY7 =
"Wait, was that the right portal? Aren't they usually all gold colored and stuff? This... doesn't look like \cfUrkai\c-, I think. This looks more like... Hell.\n"
"\n"
"Well, fuck. We've gone the wrong way AGAIN. OK, gotta look for an exit. And wipe the floor with more demons along the way, of course. They're NOT going to get away with wasting our time, no sir.\n"
"\n"
"Let's go, \cfDemo-chan\c-!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_EVITERNITY8 =
"Oh fucking hell what IS this place? This looks like a fucking maze, holy shit. We're... never going to get out of here, are we? Wait, do you have a \cfWallbuster\c-? I'm sure you do, it should help a lot here, maybe.\n"
"\n"
"Fuck 'em up, \cfDemo-chan\c-, and bust some walls while you're at it.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HERETIC1 =
"Welcome to your second mission, \cfDemolitionist\c-. While things have calmed down over here, we've been able to resume our work on the \cfAkari Project\c-. You know, the important one I've wanted to work on all my life. So far it's been a success, and you'll be the first to take part in the exploration of other worlds. We've scoured the multiverse for all sorts of interesting places, and this one in particular caught our eye. It is called \cfParthoris\c-, it's a realm of magic and elves and stuff, I dig it. Anyway, I hope the ride wasn't too bumpy, we haven't fine-tuned that yet.\n"
"\n"
"Here's the situation: This place was divided in seven kingdoms, and all was good™ until some evildoer wizard of sorts popped up and brainwashed everyone. The only ones who resisted were the elves, the \cfSidhe\c- (how do you even pronounce that). I don't like where this is going already, and I would hate to see a repeat of what we went through, so you're here to put a stop to it.\n"
"\n"
"Your objective is a man called \cfD'Sparil\c-. He's a member of a triad of crazy-ass evil sorcerers called the \cfSerpent Riders\c-. Guy's tall, wears red robes, and talks backwards, can't miss him. He commands armies of undead and shit, nothing you can't deal with, I'm sure. First of all, you'll need to make contact with the Sidhe survivors, see if you can gather any more information on where to go and what to do. Maybe once it's all over we can probably form an alliance or something, and hopefully they won't be pissed that we use wooden furniture.\n"
"\n"
"I'm sure, that once you come back you'll want to transfer over to your \cfMaidbot\c- frame again, so I'll be working on a couple \"extensions\" there to make things more... \"fun\", if you catch my drift. Oh, I'm in the mood for something long... and hard... right now, yes...\n"
"\n"
"So... uh... horniness aside, I'm sorry that we couldn't give you all your stuff. I'm taking the blame this time, I think I screwed something up with the deployment and it got scattered all over the place. It's possible that the locals may have moved it around so... good luck finding it all.\n"
"\n"
"Go get 'em, \cfDemo-chan\c-. Kick some wizard ass.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HERETIC2 =
"This... isn't the Hell we know. I guess there are other hells in other universes then. Well, \cfDemo-chan\c-, there are foul beasts and wicked undead critters to smite in these parts, so get on to questing.\n"
"\n"
"Did I seriously just write that?\n"
"\n"
"Anyway, let's get on with it, once this place is wiped out we should get closer to that \cfD'Sparil\c- guy. I just uh... hope it will still be a bit of a challenge, because your \"enhancements\" are taking me some time, you know. Yeah, this is going to be fun, huhu.\n"
"\n"
"I'm not going to tell you what it is, silly. Focus on your mission, \cfDemo-chan\c-. You'll see it when it's done.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HERETIC3 =
"A fucking giant undersea crystal dome? Who does this \cfD'Sparil\c- guy think he is? Some sort of movie supervillain? Anyway, here we are, in full-on wizard territory. Be careful with your weapons, \cfDemo-chan\c-, you wouldn't want to end up crushed under ridiculously absurd pressure (I'm pretty sure your body can handle it, but it'll be a pain to move around for sure).\n"
"\n"
"OK, so from the looks of it and what a rough scan gives us, there's actually MULTIPLE domes, and that guy's got to be hiding in one of them. So it's all a matter of, you know, simply cleaning up each and every one of them. Some are big, some are small, some are... whatever.\n"
"\n"
"By the way, I'm pretty much finished with this by now, so there's some motivation for you to do your best, a nice reward is waiting, \cfDemo-chan\c-.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HERETIC4 =
"OK, what the hell is going on? You're not back in \cfParthoris\c-, so where IS this place? Whoever's behind this is going to get their ass kicked, fucking ruining my plans to give you a nice and juicy...\n"
"\n"
"*cough*\n"
"\n"
"I overheard the \cfSidhe\c- mentioning that the other \cfSerpent Riders\c- may have taken notice of what you've done, and have decided to interfere. And so, the result of that is that your course has been changed to wherever the fuck this is. Yeah, that's a fucking dick move right there, fuck them. They can go choke on a metal cactus.\n"
"\n"
"So then, change of plans, I guess. You've gotta mow down more stupid monsters to get out of here. Like you often say, it's time to get crazy, kill 'em all, \cfDemo-chan\c-!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HERETIC5 =
"It's not over, not yet. You still can't come back home. This is seriously pissing me off, you have no idea. I'd love to go there myself to kick their sorry asses for wasting my time. But I think it's better to watch you much more efficiently turn them into chunky salsa for their crimes.\n"
"\n"
"I sure hope this is the last of their worlds you're pulled into. I WANT to try this out already, I've had so much extra time to perfect it and make it nice... you just need to come back safe and sound, that's all that matters.\n"
"\n"
"Come on, \cfDemo-chan\c-, don't leave me hanging here, your girlfriend needs you!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HEXEN1 =
"Welcome to your... ah screw this.\n"
"\n"
"Heya, \cfDemo-chan\c-. It's time for another adventure! Remember that wizard you beat up last time? We've tracked down the next big baddie buddy of his, and you're gonna kick his ass too, oh yeah.\n"
"\n"
"Welcome to \cfCronos\c-. This place used to be nice, until that guy came in stomping around with his armies. Like the wizard dude, this fucker even got some of the locals on their side. Your target is called \cfKorax\c-, like the raven, huh, y'know, \"Corvus Corax\"... ah, forget it.\n"
"\n"
"So the thing is, I'd like you to step in and take him out. Do NOT listen to anything he says, as I bet he'll probably try to get to you too. He's big, ugly, and doesn't look much like the type who'd be capable of riding a serpent, so maybe... he's the one who gets a riding... oh wait no, that doesn't sound very... UGH... baaaaad mental image, holy fuck. Where are \cfIbuki\c-'s tiddies when you need 'em, they're the best at making me forget about everything.\n"
"\n"
"I know you'll want a nice reward for this so, here's what I have in mind. How about some more of that \"fun\" we had last time, hm? You, me, maybe \cfIbuki\c- and \cfMaidbot\c- too... and I wonder... if \cfKirin-kun\c- also... hnnn... and then... *heavy breathing*\n"
"\n"
"OK, wow... phew. Saya, focus. No hornyposting on mission statements, not again. Anyway, bad-ish news??? We got a mixup on the ammo stuff and instead we got these weirdass \cf\"Fabricator\"\c- things from that nerdo. They do provide ammo, at least. As usual, your equipment will be strategically placed here and there, since we couldn't just... send you in with ALL of it at once, again. I don't know why nerdo boy insists on doing things like this. Does he really want everything to be so... ugh... videogamey?\n"
"\n"
"Well, whatever. Go, \cfDemo-chan\c-, show 'em what you got!\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HEXEN2 =
"So, the ugly bastard likes to go and taunt you through those projections, huh? Nice, very nice. It was NOT a welcome sight on the stream, let me tell you. People had all sorts of nasty comments on it. You think we could redirect them there? Maybe it'll be fun to swarm him with all these insults, because some of them are VERY creative.\n"
"\n"
"Anyway, you're now out of the uhhhhhh, what was it, \"Seven Portals\"? The number sounded about right. Also wow, fuck those puzzles. I didn't like that, not at all, but then \cfKirin-kun\c- started ranting about how a warlock in his world devised actually ingenious challenges to fend off intruders into his lair, you should've been there to hear it.\n"
"\n"
"I'm also surprised by how well he's handled watching you work. I'd expect the whole display of ultra-violence to make him uncomfortable, but he's pretty cool with it somehow? I'm scared to ask if he's had like... field experience or something. Would be kinda cool actually that he's a fighter too. Heh, imagine him just... out there, blasting away monsters with pyromancy. Ahhhhh... that's hot af.\n"
"\n"
"OK, yeah, sidetracking aside, more puzzling puzzles await us, I bet. I do wonder who came up with all this nonsense, just... pure bullshit. God, imagine something this obtuse in a game, it would be SO BAD it'd cease to exist before being released.\n"
"\n"
"And with that, I wish you luck and lots of patience, \cfDemo-chan\c-. Keep it up and we'll do more than just cuddle when you come back.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HEXEN3 =
"Moving on once again. The puzzles just keep on getting more convoluted with all this walking around and endless backtracking and shit. Anyway, log data says you're now in the... *chortle*\n"
"\n"
"Alright, this is one hell of a challenge, I CAN NOT read that word with a straight face. \cfKirin-kun\c- didn't get it until I explained. Good thing he's so dirty minded these dumb things also work on him. OK, one more try, from the top.\n"
"\n"
"This is the \cf\"Heresiarch's Sem\c-GHSDJFHGSFDSJKHG\n"
"\n"
"I CAN'T DO IT.\n"
"\n"
"Just... do stuff, solve puzzles, whatever. Don't think about all the... gdfghfdg...\n"
"\n"
"...\n"
"\n"
"HAHAHA \"SEMINARY\" GET IT? TOTALLY MAKES YOU THINK OF SEMEN DOESN'T IT???\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HEXEN4 =
"That's a bigass tower. Think you can mow it down? Do a bit of... y'know, \"demolition work\"? Heh, of course not, that'd just cause more trouble than it's worth. And it wouldn't be fun to simply blow everything up effortlessly. The real fun is in going around blasting, hell yeah.\n"
"\n"
"Update from our sweet boy, by the way. He said, and I quote:\n"
"\n"
"\ca\"These pitiful excuses for puzzles seem more like a misguided attempt at stalling for time from someone who knows they've already lost.\"\c-\n"
"\n"
"Damn, that's one hell of a sick burn. You think you can pass it over to the ugly boy?\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_HEXEN5 =
"And now, I guess they've run out of tricks to buy time... We're pretty close to the masters of the show around here. I suppose though that the first obstacle to clear is the leaders of the three factions: A fighty boy, a magic boy and a holy boy. Then, with the three out of the way, it'd all be a straight shot towards big stinky ugly bastard. Sounds simple, really. They may put up a fight, but you can get rid of them no problem.\n"
"\n"
"This \cfKorax\c- guy may be stronger than little red riding hood, but you... oh boy, you are beyond even that, with the stuff you're carrying around. I mean, out of your entire arsenal, you've got a weapon that kills everything in one shot (except gods, which we've already confirmed, and most likely also me, \cfIbuki\c-, \cfKirin\c-... So yeah, anyone who's REALLY immortal).\n"
"\n"
"You know, that actually would be interesting as a sort of \"true god check\" if we ever come across some evil entity that claims to be one. It'd be hilarious to see what happens when you blast it.\n"
"\n"
"Win this battle, \cfDemo-chan\c-. A very fine reward awaits you back home, oh yes.\n"
"\n"
"Saya out.";
SWWM_MISSION_NONE = "(no mission briefing available)";
// edited cluster texts
E1TEXT =
"You still have no idea how you ended\n"
"up in the old UAC Phobos Base, but\n"
"there's no time to think about that.\n"
"You need to find a way back to Earth,\n"
"to fulfill your mission of stopping\n"
"the invasion from Hell.\n"
"\n"
"As you step into the Phobos Anomaly\n"
"portal, you are suddenly ambushed and\n"
"stripped of all your items. Damn...\n"
"\n"
"After an emergency reboot, you find\n"
"yourself in the Deimos Base. Didn't it\n"
"disappear along with the whole moon itself?\n"
"\n"
"Well, whatever. You can sense demons\n"
"nearby, and there's no way you'll let\n"
"any of them stay alive...\n"
"\n"
"[To be continued]";
E2TEXT =
"The Cyberdemon standing atop the tower\n"
"falls by your hand. \"Well, another one\n"
"bites the dust\", you say to yourself.\n"
"\n"
"As you get ready to ask for a recall, you\n"
"take a look beyond the horizon and see...\n"
"\"...Hell?\"\n"
"\n"
"The moon is floating above the endless\n"
"plains of the demon's homeworld, casting\n"
"a large shadow over many cities. Things\n"
"sure are getting interesting...\n"
"\n"
"You decide to pass on that call and\n"
"prepare to drop down. Perhaps you can\n"
"deal some extra damage to these bastards\n"
"before going back to Earth...\n"
"\n"
"[To be continued]\n";
E3TEXT =
"As you splatter the Spiderdemon's brains\n"
"all over the walls, you see a portal\n"
"form at the center of the arena. It seems\n"
"to connect straight to Earth. \"Huh, so \n"
"that's how they got in\", you say, \"Well,\n"
"time to put an end to this\".\n"
"\n"
"You cross the boundary and find yourself\n"
"at the very epicenter of the invasion zone.\n"
"There is death and destruction filling the\n"
"streets, and some sick bastard even went\n"
"and mutilated a poor little bunny, ugh...\n"
"\n"
"Yeah, those demons are soooooo dead...\n"
"\n"
"[To be continued]\n";
E4TEXT =
"Another spider, another set of brains\n"
"caking the walls. As you make your way out\n"
"of the city, you come across a human soldier.\n"
"\n"
"It's the Doom Marine, he's angrily holding\n"
"the head of the bunny you saw before, and\n"
"mumbling something... you can hear the name\n"
"\"Daisy\", and something along the lines of\n"
"\"They'll pay for this\"...\n"
"\n"
"Following the orders you were given, you\n"
"decide to leave him alone and continue with\n"
"your mission.\n"
"\n"
"[To be continued]\n";
C1TEXT =
"As you make your way through the demon\n"
"infested starport, you begin to notice\n"
"something's very odd. The architecture\n"
"and technology of the place are being\n"
"twisted by those bastards, a gross\n"
"mixture of flesh and metal. Ew...\n"
"\n"
"Ahead, you see a fortified zone. If you\n"
"blast it all to bits, the way should be\n"
"clear to the innermost part of the station,\n"
"and there you should find the auxiliary\n"
"switch that's keeping the remaining\n"
"survivors trapped in here.\n"
"\n"
"You're going to save those people, and\n"
"no demon bastard is going to stop you.";
C2TEXT =
"You receive a transmission from Saya:\n"
"\"Demo-chan, you did it! We can now\n"
"evacuate all the folks around here, and\n"
"bring them to a safe spot. At last!\"\n"
"\n"
"You sit down and relax. That sure was\n"
"some hard work, you think... but before\n"
"you get comfortable, another transmission\n"
"comes in.\n"
"\n"
"\"Hey, sorry to interrupt but, we just found\n"
"out where those fuckers are coming out of.\n"
"If it's not much asking, could you move your\n"
"shiny metal butt over there and yeet those\n"
"assholes back into Hell? Pretty please?\"\n"
"\n"
"Well, so much for taking a break...";
C3TEXT =
"There's the portal... but you don't see any\n"
"way to close it up from here, so you give\n"
"Saya a call.\n"
"\n"
"\"Oh, yeah, about that... well from the info\n"
"I got, turns out there really is no direct way\n"
"to get rid of it from here, so you'll have to\n"
"go to Hell, literally, then find whoever's\n"
"in charge of the stuff and, you know, maybe\n"
"ask him nicely, if you know what I mean.\"\n"
"\n"
"Jumping through, you prepare for the worst.\n"
"You're going straight into demon territory,\n"
"it's not going to be pretty, that's for sure.";
C4TEXT =
"You watch as the Icon of Sin, the true mastermind\n"
"behind the Hell invasion, gets absolutely wrecked\n"
"by a direct blast to his exposed brains.\n"
"\n"
"As he falls, the various armies under his control\n"
"immediately drop dead. You did it, the invasion\n"
"is over! A message from Saya soon follows.\n"
"\n"
"\"Hey, Demo-chan, congrats. Looks like you beat\n"
"the UAC's errand boy at this race, huh. Well, I\n"
"guess it's time for you to come back home. We've\n"
"got a shitload of work left to do, you know,\n"
"rebuilding Earth and all...\"";
C5TEXT =
"What is this place? It appears to be part of Hell,\n"
"but these structures are all man-made...\n"
"\n"
"Wait... is this... a Nazi fortress?";
C6TEXT =
"Damn, you still can't leave this place. Oh well,\n"
"maybe it's time to just blaze on through, I guess...";
HE1TEXT =
"After beating up those crazy laughing heads,\n"
"you see the gates open to this \"Hell's Maw\"\n"
"that the Sidhe kept talking about.\n"
"\n"
"If this is where these monsters came from,\n"
"then you'll have to go right on through and wipe\n"
"this whole place clean.\n"
"\n"
"That D'Sparil is sure going to be salty as all\n"
"heck when he sees what you do to his precious\n"
"undead legions...";
HE2TEXT =
"Those big buff creatures were no match for\n"
"you, and as the last of them falls to the\n"
"ground, you see the gateways they guarded\n"
"open up. Where could they be leading to?\n"
"\n"
"As you step through, you find yourself\n"
"in an odd place. You have a feeling that\n"
"this is it, D'Sparil's home turf. Time\n"
"to track down that dastardly sorcerer\n"
"and put an end to all this madness.";
HE3TEXT =
"With the death of D'Sparil, all of the\n"
"various creatures under his command slowly\n"
"burn to ashes, their screams of pain\n"
"resonating all over the crystal dome,\n"
"causing it to shatter.\n"
"\n"
"You quickly enter the portal back home,\n"
"before the whole thing comes crashing\n"
"down on you.\n"
"\n"
"Now, with that guy out of the way, you\n"
"can finally return home and see what\n"
"exactly Saya is planning to \"reward\"\n"
"you with...\n"
"\n"
"Unless... Someone decides to give\n"
"you a sudden change of plans...";
HE4TEXT =
"Somehow, you didn't get transported back\n"
"to Parthoris when you crossed that portal.\n"
"\"Well that's not very nice\", you think.\n"
"\n"
"Some third party, probably another Serpent\n"
"Rider, must have tampered with it in\n"
"retaliation for you defeating D'Sparil.\n"
"\n"
"Whatever, you will find the way home,\n"
"even if you have to kill a thousand more\n"
"of these stupid monsters.";
HE5TEXT =
"With the death of the last Maulotaur,\n"
"once again you see the gates open to\n"
"another world. You can't really see\n"
"where they lead to, but it doesn't matter\n"
"anymore. You can keep going forever, if\n"
"you have to.\n"
"\n"
"The desire to know what Saya has planned\n"
"for you back home gives you the strength\n"
"to push forward no matter what.\n"
"\n"
"\"I'll go through hell again if I have to,\n"
"I'll do anything for my beloved Sayacchi!\"";
TXT_HEXEN_CLUS1MSG =
"After dealing with the many puzzles of the\n"
"seven portals, you're finally out into\n"
"another of the realms of Cronos. Harsh\n"
"wilderness, barren wastelands and smelly\n"
"swamps await you beyond, and surely even\n"
"more annoying puzzles.\n"
"\n"
"You are greeted by a familiar sight, it's\n"
"that ugly bastard Korax taunting you\n"
"again...";
TXT_HEXEN_CLUS2MSG =
"A tiny-ass dragon. Not even comparable to\n"
"the ones from that game Saya loves so much,\n"
"that was barely even a challenge...\n"
"After effortlessly fighting through the\n"
"hypostyle, you walk towards the portal.\n"
"\n"
"On the other side, you find yourself\n"
"standing atop a tall tower, and from down\n"
"below you can hear some ominous chanting.\n"
"Doesn't seem like the friendliest place...\n"
"\n"
"As you walk towards the bottom, you once\n"
"again come across that ugly-ass face.\n"
"\n"
"Oh great, what bullshit is he going to\n"
"spout now?";
TXT_HEXEN_CLUS3MSG =
"Down goes that damn bastard. He sure gave\n"
"you one hell of a hard time, with that\n"
"stupid invulnerability spell he kept\n"
"using constantly.\n"
"\n"
"Walking past the steaming remains of\n"
"yet another of Korax's fallen minions,\n"
"you enter the portal, and reach some\n"
"sort of castle. Bland looking towers and\n"
"walls of stone surrounding some sort of\n"
"tall spire at the center, casting a large\n"
"shadow over the whole place.\n"
"\n"
"Maybe it's time to be true to your name\n"
"and do some demolition work...";
TXT_HEXEN_CLUS4MSG =
"Well that was fun, you think, after once\n"
"again tearing apart more of Korax's pesky\n"
"little minions. Now, where the hell are you?\n"
"\n"
"This place stinks of death. Is this...\n"
"a graveyard?";
TXT_HEXEN_WIN1MSG =
"Crossing the final portal, you feel an immense\n"
"force slingshot you across many dimensions.\n"
"\n"
"As your speedometer barely reaches the \"Plaid\"\n"
"indicator, you suddenly come to a full stop,\n"
"the remaining force making you crash into a\n"
"nearby wall.\n"
"\n"
"You find yourself in some strange room, with\n"
"a very bright light at the center. It is\n"
"emanating from some sort of altar.";
TXT_HEXEN_WIN2MSG =
"Getting closer, you can see it. This thing is\n"
"supposed to be the source of Korax's power?\n"
"You wonder if maybe you can take this fine\n"
"shiny ball and bring it back home with you.\n"
"Saya would probably be interested in studying\n"
"it, maybe.\n"
"\n"
"After shoving it into your Hammerspace\n"
"container, you decide to give Saya a call\n"
"so you can be recalled back home, now that\n"
"your mission is over.\n"
"\n"
"However, unknown to you, someone has taken\n"
"note of everything that happened here...";
TXT_HEXEN_WIN3MSG =
"In another plane, far away, the last of\n"
"the Serpent Riders, Eidolon, can be seen\n"
"playing an odd game of chess. With a deep,\n"
"guttural voice, he speaks to himself:\n"
"\n"
"\"The metal machine has bested one more\n"
"of my brothers. It has played well, I will\n"
"not deny that. Korax underestimated it,\n"
"foolish as he is. Will it be my turn next?\n"
"Well, then it shall not find me unprepared.\"";