swwmgz_m/lore/default/cyrus.txt
Marisa the Magician 7f5125b523 An important rewrite that was a long time coming.
First, a message: There is a time and a place for everything, and understanding
what is and is not appropriate is a fundamental aspect of how one should behave
in society. I must take steps in correcting my behavior, how I act both through
my interactions with others and through my own creations as well. While this is
only one step in a very, very long road, it is hopefully a step in the right
direction.

Various aspects of the story and lore, dialogues, character interactions, etc.
have been sanitized to be less explicit. I cannot in good conscience have
something like this in a project I'm creating, especially one with such a broad
audience as the one it has garnered.

A couple other things have been removed, such as direct references to
problematic media, and I've decided to forego the H-Doom compatibility that was
added "as a joke".

These changes will also be later applied to the side mods as well.

Should I have still missed anything, I please ask that people notify me and I
will address it as soon as I possibly can.

Furthermore, if any of the people still credited in this mod wish to have their
name and anything they contributed removed from it, I will do so.
2023-03-17 13:30:04 +01:00

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Cyrus Enterprises
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\cxName:\c-
\cf Cyrus Enterprises\c-
\cxClassification:\c-
\cf Tech Startup???\c-
\cxLocation:\c-
\cf Kopo Island, Kereshnovka, Russia\c-
\cxWebsite:\c-
\cf https://cyrus.enterprises\c-
The personal tech company of **Reubens C. Karnanaiahmani**, acting mayor of the town of **Kereshnovka**, representative of all the **Qurensniv** people on Earth, and also second son of king **Marc P. Karnanaiahmani**. Reubens runs the whole thing all by himself, having no actual employees.
Cyrus is mainly focused on bringing highly advanced Qurensniv technology to humans. Among the company's most notable creations, there's **Hammerspace™**, a method of "offworld storage" which allows individuals to travel light, needing only to carry a small device to store and deploy any objects they need at will. Many comments have been made on the rather "nerdy" naming of the company's various products, this being one of them.
In reference to the man himself, Reubens is well known for not only being a cunning inventor, but also an expert in hand to hand combat, being a ten times **Ko-Ron-Jai** (Qurensniv martial arts) champion, and also an excellent sharpshooter, able to land a hit on the head of a matchstick from 1km away with a mere revolver (this last fact hasn't yet been confirmed, however). He's also an avid gamer, and is often noted to draw comparisons between real life and videogames, to a worrying degree at times.
Cyrus Enterprises, furthermore, is the current main backer of the **Demolitionist** program, providing the required equipment for their missions, and personally paying for every hostile target the Demolitionist takes down, among other things.
\cxSaya's Notes:\c-
\cfHe's a nerd, NEEEEEEEERD, BIG STINKIN' NERD!\c-
\cfThere, I said it. Like, sure, the stuff he makes, cool and all, but GOOD LORD he gets on my nerves sometimes with his videogamey nerdiness. Not letting you go in fully armed and instead deciding to fucking YEET your shit all over the place for you to pick up? That's one thing. Deciding that after every mission you have to RETURN all the stuff you got, that's another, too. Dropping some cash every time you blow up baddies, that I can accept, though, helps cover the costs of everything.\c-
\cfYou know, he may get on my nerves, sure, but the guy was the first serious business partner I ever had, and damn, he's not that bad outside of all the nerditude he expels... I mean, to be honest, I'm also a big stinky nerd too, and you can quote me on that.\c-