swwmgz_m/zscript/swwm_shame.zsc

// SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

// >loading brutal doom with this
Class SWWMBrutalHandler : StaticEventHandler
{
	ui int timer;
	ui TextureID scr;
	bool detected;

	override void OnRegister()
	{
		for ( int i=0; i<AllActorClasses.size(); i++ )
		{
			if ( (AllActorClasses[i].GetClassName() != "BrutalWeapon")
				&& (AllActorClasses[i].GetClassName() != "BrutalDoomer") ) continue;
			detected = true;
			break;
		}
		SetRandomSeed[bdscreen](Random[bdscreen]()+consoleplayer+MSTime());
		if ( detected )
			Console.Printf("\cg========\n\cgIf you have BD on your autoload, you really shouldn't.\n\cgIf you manually loaded it with this mod, why would you?\n\cgThey're not compatible and never will be.\n\cg========");
	}

	override void UiTick()
	{
		if ( !detected ) return;
		if ( gamestate == GS_LEVEL )
		{
			if ( timer == 1 )
			{
				S_StartSound("brutal/ezmodo",CHAN_YOUDONEFUCKEDUP,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1,ATTN_NONE);
				S_StartSound("brutal/ezmodo",CHAN_YOUDONEFUCKEDUP,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1,ATTN_NONE);
			}
			else if ( timer == 350 ) ThrowAbortException(">Brutal Doom");
			timer++;
		}
		else timer = 0;
	}

	override void WorldTick()
	{
		if ( !detected ) return;
		for ( int i=0; i<MAXPLAYERS; i++ ) if ( playeringame[i] ) players[i].cheats |= CF_TOTALLYFROZEN;
	}

	override void RenderOverlay( RenderEvent e )
	{
		if ( !detected ) return;
		if ( !scr ) scr = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/bdscreen.png",TexMan.Type_Any);
		Screen.Dim("Red",(timer/350.)-.2,0,0,Screen.GetWidth(),Screen.GetHeight());
		double ar = Screen.GetAspectRatio();
		Vector2 tsize = TexMan.GetScaledSize(scr);
		Vector2 vsize = (Screen.GetWidth(),Screen.GetHeight());
		if ( (tsize.x > vsize.x) || (tsize.y > vsize.y) )
		{
			double sar = tsize.x/tsize.y;
			if ( sar > ar ) vsize = (tsize.x,tsize.x/ar);
			else if ( sar < ar ) vsize = (tsize.y*ar,tsize.y);
			else vsize = tsize;
		}
		Screen.DrawTexture(scr,false,(vsize.x-tsize.x)/2.+FRandom[bdscreen](-1,1)*max(timer-40,0)**3*.000003,(vsize.y-tsize.y)/2.+FRandom[bdscreen](-1,1)*max(timer-40,0)**3*.000003,DTA_VirtualWidthF,vsize.x,DTA_VirtualHeightF,vsize.y,DTA_KeepRatio,true,DTA_Alpha,min(1.,timer/50.));
		Screen.Dim("Red",(timer/70.)-3.5,0,0,Screen.GetWidth(),Screen.GetHeight());
	}
}

// HORNY
Class SWWMHDoomHandler : StaticEventHandler
{
	ui int timer;
	ui TextureID scr;
	bool detected;

	override void OnRegister()
	{
		for ( int i=0; i<AllActorClasses.size(); i++ )
		{
			if ( AllActorClasses[i].GetClassName() != "HDoomPlayer" ) continue;
			detected = true;
			break;
		}
		SetRandomSeed[hdscreen](Random[hdscreen]()+consoleplayer+MSTime());
		if ( detected )
			Console.Printf("\cg========\n\cgHa ha very funny.\n\cgIf you want the Demolitionist to fuck some hot demon girls go commission a porn artist.\n\cg========");
	}

	override void UiTick()
	{
		if ( !detected ) return;
		if ( gamestate == GS_LEVEL )
		{
			if ( timer == 50 )
			{
				S_StartSound("bestsound",CHAN_YOUDONEFUCKEDUP,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1,ATTN_NONE);
				S_StartSound("bestsound",CHAN_YOUDONEFUCKEDUP,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1,ATTN_NONE);
			}
			else if ( timer == 70 )
			{
				int ngiggl = Random[hdscreen](1,14);
				S_StartSound(String.Format("saya/giggle%d",ngiggl),CHAN_YOUDONEFUCKEDUP,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1,ATTN_NONE);
				S_StartSound(String.Format("saya/giggle%d",ngiggl),CHAN_YOUDONEFUCKEDUP,CHANF_UI|CHANF_NOPAUSE|CHANF_OVERLAP,1,ATTN_NONE);
			}
			timer++;
		}
		else timer = 0;
	}

	override void RenderOverlay( RenderEvent e )
	{
		if ( !detected || (timer < 50) ) return;
		if ( !scr ) scr = TexMan.CheckForTexture("graphics/hdscreen.png",TexMan.Type_Any);
		double ar = Screen.GetAspectRatio();
		Vector2 tsize = TexMan.GetScaledSize(scr);
		Vector2 vsize = (Screen.GetWidth(),Screen.GetHeight());
		if ( (tsize.x > vsize.x) || (tsize.y > vsize.y) )
		{
			double sar = tsize.x/tsize.y;
			if ( sar > ar ) vsize = (tsize.x,tsize.x/ar);
			else if ( sar < ar ) vsize = (tsize.y*ar,tsize.y);
			else vsize = tsize;
		}
		Screen.DrawTexture(scr,false,(vsize.x-tsize.x)/2.,(vsize.y-tsize.y)/2.,DTA_VirtualWidthF,vsize.x,DTA_VirtualHeightF,vsize.y,DTA_KeepRatio,true);
	}
}